1 - BEING A VIRGIN, IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN, YOU'RE NOT COOL

2 - UNDERAGE DRINKING, IF YOU DONT DO IT, YOU'RE NOT COOL

3 - DRIVING DRUNK, IF YOU DONT DO IT, YOU'RE A P*SSY, THEREFOR NOT COOL

4 - HAVING FRIENDS, IF YOU DON'T DO IT, YOU PROBABLY ARE ON IA RIGHT NOW AND NOT DRUNK AS HELL, JUST A LOSER

5 - DRUGS, DRUGS ARE COOL AS F*CK, IF YOU DON'T DO DRUGS YOU'RE A BIG P*SSY, BE LIKE NIKE, JUST DO IT.

6 - F*CKING WITHOUT A CONDOM, WHAT ARE YOU GAY? TAKE THAT **** OFF.

7 - CARS ARE GAY, IA IS GAY

8 - BE A BRO

9 - DONT BE GAY.