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Thread: Top ten Chuck Norris facts!

  1. 07-25-2008, 04:53 AM #1
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    Default Top ten Chuck Norris facts!

    01
    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    02
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    03
    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
    04
    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
    05
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    06
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    07
    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
    08
    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
    09
    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
    10
    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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  2. 07-25-2008, 04:57 AM #2
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    wtf man...you post in my thread...and then you steal it. FAIL for you sir. and lucky i dnt give you red reps. a$$
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    Quote Originally Posted by AE86Rob
    wtf man...you post in my thread...and then you steal it. FAIL for you sir. and lucky i dnt give you red reps. a$$
    Go ahead, Just thought good time to post it! I'm not stealing anything...
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    LOL @ #8
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    LOL @ #8
    Did you notice any FAIL in this thread Chris?
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  6. 07-25-2008, 05:12 AM #6
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    GR
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    GTFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by AE86Rob
    GR
    Typical E-Thug!
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  9. 07-25-2008, 05:20 AM #9
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    i aint no e-thug. no point in fighting cause you jacked my idea. thats ghey. but that GR was an expression of frustration cause my shyt got jacked
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    Quote Originally Posted by AE86Rob
    i aint no e-thug. no point in fighting cause you jacked my idea. thats ghey. but that GR was an expression of frustration cause my shyt got jacked


    Ok sir, No one jacked your idea! You said something bout him die'n and I made one for Top ten reason, so stop b!tchin' and get off my case! Dam Have a nice day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech
    Did you notice any FAIL in this thread Chris?

    nah i lirl'ed

    and rob cool your flux capacitor, if he wants a Norris thread I'd can have one.
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  12. 07-25-2008, 05:28 AM #12
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    GREAT SCOTT! haha

    If by some chance, chuck norris ever fought chuck norris, he'd win. no questions asked
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    is thacker ss possibly the spawn of Norris?
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=38809318
    HAHA
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    no way dude. if thacker ss is any part of norris, hes a big morning shyt of norris
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    super turd?
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    his cars are black...
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
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    haha mega mudd butt
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    dammit I'm going to bed.
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    doubt it bro
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    wow....OLD
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    chuck Norris dosent sleep, he idles.
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    I hadn't heard the JFK one before. Nice.
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    damn, these are older than the internets
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    Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom
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    chuck Norris had a secret fight with superman. that's the real reason he's paryilized(sp)
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