and he has been for 30 years. too bad death is afraid to tell him. haha just a throw back to highschool. post up your best chuck norris shyts. or tell me how much of a failure this thread is. i dont really care. i know the chuck norris stuff is old, but ill be damned if it doesnt make me smile still.

also, chuck norris once had sex in the back of an 18 wheeler, and some of his sperm leaked into the engine. and the result is the autobot we call Optimus Prime