Quote Originally Posted by Ran
Holy sh*t, gimme a minute.

Complete Translation
"LOL, lots of friends? How can you say that? I don't really think so. You can see my page here and notice that I don't have a lot of friends. Also, about drinking alchohol, I've got it under control for my own sake. It's hard though, since I really love to party."

Abbreviated Translated
"I'm a 13yr old skank. Page attention to me."