Quote Originally Posted by nsany(atl)
my neighbor used to have a bitchy hot daughter and their mailbox would get smashed in all the time during the summer. So he took a metal mailbox post, added the metal mailbox then filled the inside of it with cement and put it up in his yard. For about a week his wife had to walk out and get them mail, then those basterds came late one night in a car and hit it with a metal bat. Shattered the kids fore-arms and almost pulled him out of the car. the bat came back inside the car and hit the kid in the back seat. He didn't have any more problems.
Awesome.