Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
A guy walked in to a whore house, but only had $20.

He asked the girl running the place what he could get. She said "Well, that's tough, but there is Sandpaper-Sally..."

The guy goes "Well, that sounds bad, but hell whatever".

So he gets into the room, and there is Sally, and she is pretty good looking. He starts going to town, but her name is appropriate, and it feels like he's ****ing sandpaper.

He goes "Hey, can't you do anything about this?"

She says, "Well, there is something, give me a minute". She goes into the bathroom, and comes out about 10 minutes later.

He resumes, and says, "Wow, what a difference, you feel amazing now, what did you do?"

She says "Scraped off the scabs and let the puss out".