Statistics, I has them

[Sport1.3]

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape....

[Sport1.3]

amirite?

[Ed]

fail...

but to make up for your fail...

here's some win...

[Sport1.3]

Little Johnny is in the bath with his Dad when he says,

"Daddy why is my willy different from yours?"

His Dad replys, "Well for a start son yours isn't erect".

[Sammich]

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape....

seems like there is always one to fuk up a good time

[Sport1.3]

fail...

but to make up for your fail...

here's some win...

u didnt get the joke Boo

[Ed]

^ thats wrong lol

[Sammich]

^ thats wrong lol

shoulda quoted

[Sport1.3]

A man says to his wife, "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
His wife replies, "you've got a bigger **** than your brother

[Sammich]

A man says to his wife, "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
His wife replies, "you've got a bigger **** than your brother

older than bretts repost

[Sport1.3]

Do you know what the definition of disgusting is?

































Putting 12 oysters into your grandma's vagina and sucking out 13

[Sport1.3]

A guy walked in to a whore house, but only had $20.

He asked the girl running the place what he could get. She said "Well, that's tough, but there is Sandpaper-Sally..."

The guy goes "Well, that sounds bad, but hell whatever".

So he gets into the room, and there is Sally, and she is pretty good looking. He starts going to town, but her name is appropriate, and it feels like he's ****ing sandpaper.

He goes "Hey, can't you do anything about this?"

She says, "Well, there is something, give me a minute". She goes into the bathroom, and comes out about 10 minutes later.

He resumes, and says, "Wow, what a difference, you feel amazing now, what did you do?"

She says "Scraped off the scabs and let the puss out".

[Sammich]

Do you know what the definition of disgusting is?

Putting 12 oysters into your grandma's vagina and sucking out 13

ur credibility is falling like a white man on a bungy cord

[Sport1.3]

ur credibility is falling like a white man on a bungy cord

a lady was in the hospital having a baby

when the baby was born they rushed it away and after 30mins the doctor came to see her

he said, i've got good news and bad news

ok, she replied

the bad news is your baby is a ginger, it was born with red hair
he said, the good news is its dead

[mocha latte cupcake]

*i almost lost my ramune and pocky lunch just now after that statement*

[Sammich]

A guy walked in to a whore house, but only had $20.

He asked the girl running the place what he could get. She said "Well, that's tough, but there is Sandpaper-Sally..."

The guy goes "Well, that sounds bad, but hell whatever".

So he gets into the room, and there is Sally, and she is pretty good looking. He starts going to town, but her name is appropriate, and it feels like he's ****ing sandpaper.

He goes "Hey, can't you do anything about this?"

She says, "Well, there is something, give me a minute". She goes into the bathroom, and comes out about 10 minutes later.

He resumes, and says, "Wow, what a difference, you feel amazing now, what did you do?"

She says "Scraped off the scabs and let the puss out".

[Sport1.3]

[Sport1.3]

[Ran]

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape....

There's a lot of truth to this.

[DieselNuts]

fail...

but to make up for your fail...

here's some win...

[Ed]

all i know is sport1.3 is ghey for not replying to me on aim.

[DieselNuts]

a lady was in the hospital having a baby

when the baby was born they rushed it away and after 30mins the doctor came to see her

he said, i've got good news and bad news

ok, she replied

the bad news is your baby is a ginger, it was born with red hair
he said, the good news is its dead

[Sport1.3]

all i know is sport1.3 is ghey for not replying to me on aim.

Sorry Boo <3

[Buttons]

WHAT A MAN WANTS

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight ***** and I had that too until fat-head here came along."




that joke still gets me.

[Sport1.3]

WHAT A MAN WANTS

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight ***** and I had that too until fat-head here came along."




that joke still gets me.

lol yeah you do love that one

[Sport1.3]

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a cracker?



























i've never cum on a cracker before

[Buttons]

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a cracker?



i've never cum on a cracker before

necrophilia ftw ... did i just type that?

... i mean FTL.


but ew, danny, infant necrophilia is just nasty.

[Sport1.3]

necrophilia ftw ... did i just type that?

... i mean FTL.


but ew, danny, infant necrophilia is just nasty.

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?




























They both come on little white crackers.


better?

[Buttons]

sure... haha