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  1. 08-25-2005, 12:52 PM #1
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    A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
    >"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming
    >briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
    >cafeteria for something to eat, but please. don't eat any of the other
    >employees".
    >The cannibals promised they would not.
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    >Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
    >I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
    >disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
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    >The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
    >leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate
    >the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader
    >continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed
    >any- thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does
    >something!!!"
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  2. 08-25-2005, 12:54 PM #2
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    LOLOL
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    no one cares you need to come to the pool hall
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    ^you need to get a hobby, or a job
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  5. 08-25-2005, 12:56 PM #5
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    ^^ Needs to get laid. heheh..-.-;
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    Quote Originally Posted by technoteg97
    ^^ Needs to get laid. heheh..-.-;
    yes its been too long, a lil over a month
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    Quote Originally Posted by technoteg97
    ^^ Needs to get laid. heheh..-.-;
    Me or hulud? cause i know hulud does....i dont, get it just about every day....
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  8. 08-25-2005, 12:58 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
    Me or hulud? cause i know hulud does....i dont, get it just about every day....
    ASS no need to rub it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  9. 08-25-2005, 12:59 PM #9
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    LOL i'll get you a hooker for your b-day, dont worry!
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  10. 08-25-2005, 01:00 PM #10
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    sweet better be classy!
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  11. 08-25-2005, 01:01 PM #11
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    idk about classy.....i only hav 5 bucks. I think that gaurentees VD
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  12. 08-25-2005, 01:03 PM #12
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    "oh all you have is accidental?"
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    lol
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  14. 08-25-2005, 01:05 PM #14
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    hahaha quagmire is great!
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    QUIT JACKIN MY THREAD YOU FUCKERS!!!
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    NO! i am THE THREAD JACKER lately
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  17. 08-25-2005, 01:09 PM #17
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    LOL in return i want some positive rep points! and i will leave your thread alone,lol
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  18. 08-25-2005, 01:12 PM #18
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    Leave my thread alone or I will go into your account and give you -100 points....lol
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    leaving alone now!
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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    I aint scared of the old man........ok so maybe i am alittle bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    if your in my mommas bed....shes outa town and my dad is sleeping in that bed.....is there something you wanna tell me brett?
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  23. 08-25-2005, 02:04 PM #23
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    lol good find bert

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    haha, good one brett
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