Yeah...
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic
Garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in
one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 note falls out onto The
pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills Falling
out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and See if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that Money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right Next
to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee through the bushes right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a Big hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say, $20 or off it
comes."
"Well that seems fair," laughs the cop. "Okay, good luck! 'By the way,
what's in the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
Later, QD.
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