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    Default So Barack Obama dies?

    And he's up at the Gates awaiting entry into Heaven. St. Peter greets him and asks, "And you are?"

    Obama answers, "I'm Barack Obama. The first black President of the United States of America."

    St. Peter looks up in amazement and asks him, "Really? When did this happen?"

    Barack replied, "Just a few minutes ago."

    Later, QD.
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    lulz

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    Funny, but probably true if he manages to win.

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    i agree w/ ran...i've been saying that a long time ago lol



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    LOL. +reps

    So did anyone hear him claiming his disappointment in America? Apparently, for a nation to speak English, its not enough. I heard this on Boortz this morning, still have to verify.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    So did anyone hear him claiming his disappointment in America? Apparently, for a nation to speak English, its not enough. I heard this on Boortz this morning, still have to verify.
    Well, English does need to become our national language before we become the United States of Amigos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Well, English does need to become our national language before we become the United States of Amigos.
    QFMFT!

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    uh......blah.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Well, English does need to become our national language before we become the United States of Amigos.
    dont let ricky see this, he may get offended



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Well, English does need to become our national language before we become the United States of Amigos.

    Oh I well agree with that. Hussein over there claims that he's disappointed in the
    UNITED States of America because we only speak one language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95
    uh......blah.....
    You must think I'm a racist. Go ahead and say it. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    You must think I'm a racist. Go ahead and say it. Later, QD.
    Aren't you married to a woman of the darker persuasion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Aren't you married to a woman of the darker persuasion?
    indeed, QD does enjoy that milk chocolate



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Oh I well agree with that. Hussein over there claims that he's disappointed in the
    UNITED States of America because we only speak one language.
    Are you serious? This country isn't really "united" at all, is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    dont let ricky see this, he may get offended
    Why would he get offended? Ricky speaks perfect English and isn't some illegal mooching off the system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Why would he get offended? Ricky speaks perfect English and isn't some illegal mooching off the system.
    he sticks up a 7 11 or two every once in a while to send Dee some extra cash...



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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Aren't you married to a woman of the darker persuasion?
    No. My oldest is mixed with black and my next to oldest is by my first wife. She is Japanese. Later, QD.
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    Boortz is a dumbass. Plain and simple. Who remembers him screaming about Obama buying Yahoo or whatever he takes rumors and runs with it.

    As for the OP

    it made me chuckle


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    Sad but true........
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    You must think I'm a racist. Go ahead and say it. Later, QD.
    Racist? Not at all, I don't know you

    I don't play the race card for any old reason. I am just tired of the Obama jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    Boortz is a dumbass. Plain and simple. Who remembers him screaming about Obama buying Yahoo or whatever he takes rumors and runs with it.

    As for the OP

    it made me chuckle
    You're the dumbass. Boortz is pure entertainment. So is this thread.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Are you serious? This country isn't really "united" at all, is it?

    As rumor has it, yes. Haha, like I said, I have not verified. Sad thing about your statement is its partially true, we are far more united then most other countries. But, we are not fully united and we are headed into a scary future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95
    Racist? Not at all, I don't know you

    I don't play the race card for any old reason. I am just tired of the Obama jokes
    I don't really care if you're tired of it or not. I'm actually alright with him, myself. To me, a joke is a joke. Don't take it as a personal attack. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    Boortz is a dumbass. Plain and simple. Who remembers him screaming about Obama buying Yahoo or whatever he takes rumors and runs with it.

    As for the OP

    it made me chuckle
    My dad got me listening to him and sorry but a lot of the stuff he says makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    My dad got me listening to him and sorry but a lot of the stuff he says makes sense.
    Alot of stuff anyone says can make sense. Boortz is a great talker and I love litsening to him. Beware of what you take from his show though. Most hot topic issues he's right on the bat with though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    Alot of stuff anyone says can make sense. Boortz is a great talker and I love litsening to him. Beware of what you take from his show though. Most hot topic issues he's right on the bat with though!
    Totally. It's just like anything else. Take everything with a grain of salt and a bit of doubt.
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    lol. This will probably happen though

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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    Totally. It's just like anything else. Take everything with a grain of salt and a bit of doubt.
    It's amusing that Boortz is the most vocal person in speaking out against believing ANYTHING you hear him say unless you otherwise know it to be true. If you spend any time listening to him on any given day, you'll probably here him say it. It's not reverse psychology, it's the construction of the format. Truth is not what pushes ratings unless it hurts. Boring truth is bad radio, but sometimes it's great to take what someone's said, add what they have done 10 years in the past (Or haven't done) add an interesting (if skewed) interpretation of how those two seemingly unrelated points are in fact directly connected, and run with it.

    Run with rumors? I guess, but if you really fault anyone in media for running with rumors then I assume you wanted to draw and quarter Dan Rather for going on air with what he knew to be falsified information from an acknowledgably unreliable source as proof to a rumor that had it's basis in pure political partisanship.

    Oh, well, you probably actually don't even remember that whole incident, do you?

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    Alright, folks. I just posted a jokey joke. If I wanted this to be a Presidential discussion, I would have posted this in the Wall Street section. Lolol.

    Just a joke. Later, QD.
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    Racist!

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    I keed....

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    Heh, that's good for a chuckle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I don't really care if you're tired of it or not. I'm actually alright with him, myself. To me, a joke is a joke. Don't take it as a personal attack. Later, QD.
    The joke was funny, no doubt!

    Not taking it personal, lol. I read alot of forums thats all. As soon as I got off one, I click on to IA and bam! Another one

    I want to meet you in person, you come off as a sarastic jerk, lol. Face with screen name is always fun.

    Don't take it personal

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    You could tell it was a joke by the title. Why'd you open it if you're going to whine about it?
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    I feel like **** for laughing at that. It was funny though +reps


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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95
    Racist? Not at all, I don't know you

    I don't play the race card for any old reason. I am just tired of the Obama jokes


    Well you're in for a rude awakening bc only more are coming, its one of the more important (if not most important) current events in our country.


    haha good joke though.





    And in all honesty i would not be surprised if another James Earl Ray type comes out of hiding in the woods and takes one for the team for those opposed to a black president.





    Although i think the overwhelming part of the country is over over racism (racism in general will always exist to a degree) I still think there are people passionate enough out there to go for something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    indeed, QD does enjoy that milk chocolate
    Yes he does, cuz he KKKKNNNOOOWWWSSSS

    CHASE ->>>
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    This is actually funny and may actually be the truth, sadly but hey, he's the first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize
    This is actually funny and may actually be the truth, sadly but hey, he's the first.
    He's the 1st what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    He's the 1st what?
    First president to ever call in sick after three days. Never come back, get fired and collect the unemployment for the rest of the quarter. (If he's elected.)

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