when i lived in a dorm i unfortunately had a double my first semester.....my roomate was a ****ing nerd and i hated him.....i would be as annoying as possible and purposely dirty the whole first semester.....he ended up requesting a roomchange 2nd semester and i ended up having a twin room all to myself!!!!

i moved the 2 beds together and made a fvcking king sized matress, it was epic


also, coordinating your porn viewing/beating off with roomates class schedule FTL!! roomates suck