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    Default Out for the evening...funny inside...

    A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

    The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

    "Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not shit in the vegetable garden again either!"


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    your a funny mofo

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    bwhahahahah! as always good jokes from the Q dizzle ph3r shizzle

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    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i can imagine that...

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    Good one!

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    LOL that was really good

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    I don't get it, maybe I have to read it again.

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    Yea, I just don't get it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
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    You momma so stupid she told everyone to repost shit.
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    you don't get it?!, wtf....your joking right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    i can imagine that...
    For real. What's funny is that that could really happen and the dude wouldn't think anything of it. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 99ITRGIRL
    Yea, I just don't get it!
    That might be funnier that the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 99ITRGIRL
    Yea, I just don't get it!
    ok....so the wife told the cab driver that the husband was going back to the apartment to say good bye to her grandmother. But the husband was really putting the dog outside (she said this because she didnt want anyone knowing the house would be empty) and the jusband comes back down explaing about the dog but the cab driver thought he was talking about the grandmother...... Get it now?

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    ohh......ok! Thank you

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
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    LOL your welcome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 99ITRGIRL
    ohh......ok! Thank you
    You just got +1 for making me laugh

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    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! LOL!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
    You just got +1 for making me laugh
    gee, thanx

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    No "I" in Team?? But there's a "U" in sUck lololol
    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
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    lol nice

    "Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person." ~Jeremy Roenick

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    as always a good one from Mizzznike

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