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    Default F**ed up laws...pretty funny

    These laws are real...i couldnt find any for georgia, but im sorta glad


    Alabama
    *It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
    *Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
    *It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

    California
    *Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
    *Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
    *Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.]
    *It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
    *Women may not drive in a house coat.

    Florida
    *Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
    *A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
    *If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
    *It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
    *Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
    *Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
    *It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
    *When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

    Kansas
    *Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.

    Louisiana
    *It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

    Indiana
    *It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
    *Liquor stores may not sell milk.

    Michigan
    *You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.

    Nebraska
    *It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

    New York
    *A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
    *It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
    *A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
    *The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

    North Dakota
    *Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
    *It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

    Ohio
    *It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
    *It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

    Pennsylvania
    *A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

    Texas
    *It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
    *It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
    *It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
    *It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
    *A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
    *The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

    Wisconsin
    *You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
    *Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
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    i wrote an essay about laws like this in 10th grade and won 50$ for it

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    damn $50....yeah i saw them a while ago figured there was someone on here that hadnt seen them yet...haha maybe not...ah well
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    hahah those are funnay

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    lol that all would suck to actually get a fine for

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    *Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
    Bahaha that awesome

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    ne ones for GA?
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    GEORGIA

    Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

    Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

    Signs are required to be written in English.

    You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

    No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

    It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

    ACWORTH

    Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.


    Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

    Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
    Signs are required to be written in English.


    You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.


    No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.


    It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

    ATLANTA

    Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

    One man may not be on another man's back

    COLUMBUS

    Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

    It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

    GAINESVILLE

    Chicken must be eaten with the hands

    Jonesboro

    It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

    Kennesaw

    Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

    MARIETTA

    Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

    St. Mary's

    No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.

    QUITMAN

    Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

    It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.


    Later, QD.
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    *mental note* move donkey from tub tonight before i go out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    *mental note* move donkey from tub tonight before i go out...
    keep that jackass out the tub
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinxecushyn
    keep that jackass out the tub

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    Its also illegal in some town in Ga t o eat Chicken with a fork, basially it refers to wya back when chicken was for average ppl not the rich and the rich always used silver-ware.


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    wow this sounds like a lot of BS to me...

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    Wow those are funny.
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    random shit hell yea!
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    Acworth is straight up redneck shit. no wonder all those messed up laws.

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    yep
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    Quote Originally Posted by technoteg97
    Acworth is straight up redneck shit. no wonder all those messed up laws.
    HEY HEY HEY!! What about Kennesaw and it's firearm law....comon, don't pick on acworth!!
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    those are some random laws

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    dude...that chick is smokin, haha
    Quote Originally Posted by Alpharetta Police
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    The kennesaw law i heard isn't necessarily true anymore but it used to be because the KKK rallied there or something...

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    thats some wack shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    GEORGIA



    One man may not be on another man's back

    Later, QD.
    As me and a couple of my friends were leaving some club in Buckhead, we were crossing the street and I jumped on my friends back horsing around, cause god knows you do some crazy shit when you're drunk. 2 seconds later you hear a cop through his PA system telling me to get off his back. We ran like a motherfucker back to my buddys car so we wouldn't get a ticket...how fucking gay is that?

    Maybe I should put an ice cream cone in my back pocket on Sunday and actually see if I do get a ticket.......hahaha how gay would that be
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ

    You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
    I'll keep that one in mind... may come in handy... LOL
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