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You copied and pasted, and you're complaining about me not coming up with anything? lol

I always invite my nieghbor over to watch TV and then ask her to give me hand jobs. The problem is she is an amputee and kinda retarded, thats why she always falls for my trick. Like yesterday I was showing her naked pictures of The Fall Guy, then I asked her if she wanted to thumb wrestle. She didnt think that was funny, so I apologized, then asked for a handjob. She didnt think that was funny either and started to cry, so I tackled her while she was trying to run out of my house, and i dry humped her leg until I nutted in my underwear.

Sometimes I feel bad, but then I remember shes retarded, so I guess it doesnt really count.

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I always invite my nieghbor over to watch TV and then ask her to give me hand jobs. The problem is she is an amputee and kinda retarded, thats why she always falls for my trick. Like yesterday I was showing her naked pictures of The Fall Guy, then I asked her if she wanted to thumb wrestle. She didnt think that was funny, so I apologized, then asked for a handjob. She didnt think that was funny either and started to cry, so I tackled her while she was trying to run out of my house, and i dry humped her leg until I nutted in my underwear.

Sometimes I feel bad, but then I remember shes retarded, so I guess it doesnt really count.

really though, something new, please?