Sex question

[tron]

HOLY **** THIS THREAD IS FUNNY

order of operations = sex, food then sleep

[redrumracer]

no, My D!ck was there....its off limits until cleaned or i happened to be intoxicated

[DieselNuts]

you are stupid.
its not about making her **** look like a goblin,
its about getting yours and letting her get hers.

and just for the record shes usually gettin her 3rd when im gettin my 2nd.

Letting her get hers? Wow...for me is about making her get hers...

and for the record, she is usually getting her 3rd before i get my 1st...

Umm no.

i live by what my dad says. and it hasn't failed me yet.

ITS A MOTHER ****ING RACE!!!

first one to get theres wins. no do overs till i get a sandwich.

I dont understand how some guys can think this way. I guess when you are pounding it out and the girl starts squirting all over the place and screaming "I CANT STOP CUMMING", you might change your outlook on the topic......or maybe that was just me...

[Farrow2005]

when i say race... i mean la mans 24hrs

[Sport1.3]

you are stupid.
its not about making her **** look like a goblin,
its about getting yours and letting her get hers.

and just for the record shes usually gettin her 3rd when im gettin my 2nd.

Dude, you're 18....stfu

[Sport1.3]

Letting her get hers? Wow...for me is about making her get hers...

and for the record, she is usually getting her 3rd before i get my 1st...



I dont understand how some guys can think this way. I guess when you are pounding it out and the girl starts squirting all over the place and screaming "I CANT STOP CUMMING", you might change your outlook on the topic......or maybe that was just me...

MAH N!G!!!!!

[Me86Rob]

yall must be fat.
i get mine again, then i go to sleep.

haha being fat has nothing to do with it...cause im fat and im the same way. ive really never been tired after sex. but she does all the work when i can get away with it

[Sport1.3]

when i say race... i mean la mans 24hrs

LeMons bro....its not spanish


LeMans!!!!!

corrected for lulz

[Stormhammer]

LeMons bro....its not spanish

its LeMans

[Sport1.3]

its LeMans

i was so worried about the "e" i neglected the the "a"



there is also a 24 Hrs LeMons though

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/

[DieselNuts]

so who is the 1 fag that likes to talk and cuddle?

[Farrow2005]

Oh, give me a break. i don't do mornings.

much less afternoons.

[DieselNuts]

Oh, give me a break. i don't do mornings.

much less afternoons.

sex in the A.M. is where the fuk its at

[Sport1.3]

sex in the A.M. is where the fuk its at

no kissing wit that stank breath tho

[DieselNuts]

no kissing wit that stank breath tho

troof! thats why you start out in the spoon position and then finish doggystyle

[Stormhammer]

troof! thats why you start out in the spoon position and then finish doggystyle

Unless there's an ass smell that permeates the air.

[DieselNuts]

Unless there's an ass smell that permeates the air.

ugh....ive never had bad enough luck to experience that...thank god

[LordZed]

Sleep?? No way! Time for round two!!!!!!!!!

[Farrow2005]

sex in the A.M. is where the fuk its at

Umm, yes, and no.

if she got up early an took a shower hell yeah.

ever tryed to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwinch.... yeah. shower first bish.

[Sport1.3]

troof! thats why you start out in the spoon position and then finish doggystyle

i'll just start and finish that way lol. b!tch keep that smelly breath in the pillow!!

[Buttons]

is this where you two ran off to?

we can talk about this in my thread and not let it die. make fun of the youngins!

[Farrow2005]

is this where you two ran off to?

we can talk about this in my thread and not let it die. make fun of the youngins!

get out, this is Men talk in here.

/spit

[Sport1.3]

Umm, yes, and no.

if she got up early an took a shower hell yeah.

ever tryed to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwinch.... yeah. shower first bish.

uhh...that must pertain to fatties

most girls i've been with dont even sweat at night


unless of course you are talking about her ham flaps still being uncleaned from last nights shenanigans...then i agree

[Sport1.3]

is this where you two ran off to?

we can talk about this in my thread and not let it die. make fun of the youngins!

She's spotted us!!!! Run D$!!!

[Buttons]

get out, this is Men talk in here.

/spit

bish!

[Buttons]

She's spotted us!!!! Run D$!!!

....

[Farrow2005]

uhh...that must pertain to fatties

most girls i've been with dont even sweat at night


unless of course you are talking about her ham flaps still being uncleaned from last nights shenanigans...then i agree

Next person to say shenanigans gets pistol whiped...


and yesh thats what im talking about...

+1 for the Shenanigans.

[Sport1.3]

Next person to say shenanigans gets pistol whiped...


and yesh thats what im talking about...

+1 for the Shenanigans.

yeah i would still run it through with my sabre, if you know what i'm saying....but i prefer if it were clean every now and again if its already been used the night before

[Sport1.3]

....

*closes eyes and pretends she cant see me*

[Buttons]

*closes eyes and pretends she cant see me*

tsk. tsk.

[Sport1.3]

tsk. tsk.

lulz were you the other vote for cuddling?

if not


Who are the 2 homo's?

[Buttons]

LOL 2 guys actually put cuddling? lol

[Sport1.3]

LOL 2 guys actually put cuddling? lol

Yes, But what the poll left out was that they had just gotten done touching d!cks with their boyfriend.....FAAHHHLAMING GAY!!!

[Buttons]

lol. i havent voted yet.


wheres the option for food at?

[Infinite]

lol at all of you women.

after i get done.. i wait 5 minutes then go again, wait then go again... see a pattern?
i love ***** too much to stop
last time i think we humped for about 4 hours, then passed out. i slept like a baby

[Sport1.3]

lol. i havent voted yet.


wheres the option for food at?

"autumn makes danny a ham sandwich and a smoothie, after he finishes fisting her rectal cavity"

[Buttons]

"autumn makes danny a ham sandwich and a smoothie, after he finishes fisting her rectal cavity"

[Sport1.3]

lol at all of you women.

after i get done.. i wait 5 minutes then go again, wait then go again... see a pattern?
i love ***** too much to stop
last time i think we humped for about 4 hours, then passed out. i slept like a baby

No sir, you are mistaken. You just didnt do it right the first time. Once the brakes have been beaten, there is no need for alternate rounds. So says Man law


/Reading from Man law, Ron Jeremy

[Sport1.3]

[Buttons]

... dots?