Originally Posted by
XterraChic
lol here are some more i got in an email...
Q: Are you sexually active?
> A: No, I just lie there.
> __________________________________
> Q: What is your date of birth?
> A: July 15th.
> Q: What year?
> A: Every year.
> ______________________________________
> Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the
> impact?
> A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> ______________________________________
> Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
> memory at all?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> A: I forget.
> Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of
> something that you've
> forgotten?
> _____________________________________
> Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
> A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember
> which.
> Q: How long has he lived with you?
> A: Forty-five years.
> _____________________________________
> Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you
> when he woke up
> that
> morning?
> A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> Q: And why did that upset you?
> A: My name is Susan.
> ______________________________________
> Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
> involved in voodoo or
> the
> cult?
>
>
> A: We both do.
> Q: Voodoo?
> A: We do.
> Q: You do?
> A: Yes, voodoo.
> _______________ _______________________
> Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies
> in his sleep, he
> doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
> ___________________________________
> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is
> he?
> _____________________________________
> Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> ______________________________________
> Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
> August 8th?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And what were you doing at that time?
> ______________________________________
> Q: She had three children, right?
> A: Yes.
> Q: How many were boys?
> A: None.
> Q: Were there any girls?
> ______________________________________
> Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
> A: By death.
> Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
> _________ _____________________________
> Q: Can you describe the individual?
> A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> Q: Was this a male, or a female?
> ______________________________________
> Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to
> a deposition notice
> which I sent to your attorney?
> A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> ______________________________________
> Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on
> dead people?
> A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
> ______________________________________
> Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school
> did you go to?
> A: Oral.
> ______________________________________
> Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the
> body?
> A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at! the time?
> A: No, he was sitting on the tab le wondering why I
> was doing an autopsy.
> ______________________________________
> Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> ______________________________________
> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
> check for a pulse?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for breathing?
> A: No.
> Q: So, then it is possible that the patient ! was
> alive when you began
> the
> autopsy?
> A: No.
> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
> jar.
> Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
> nevertheless?
> A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
> and practicing
> law
> somewhere.
People say dumb things..
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that would be so fuckin funny
thank you!
