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  1. 06-14-2008, 11:39 PM #1
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    So my Mom was kind enough to give me some groceries from her house this week since pops and I didn't get a chance to go last weekend when he was in town.

    Came home from work tonight and decided to make some hamburger helper right . All goes well for a few hours until my stomach along with the rest of my abdomin cramps up and the contents of my bowels empty into the can. Went back and looked, the stuff expired over a year ago.

    Moral of the story when someone give you food check the experiation date
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  2. 06-14-2008, 11:40 PM #2
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    A year??? Your mom wants you dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    A year??? Your mom wants you dead.
    lol. Probably i wouldn't doubt it.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    lol. Probably i wouldn't doubt it.
    Life insurance FTW!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Life insurance FTW!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    dude, no one is home? um.. PARTY?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frög
    dude, no one is home? um.. PARTY?
    Pops is home but at my mom's
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  9. 06-14-2008, 11:59 PM #9
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    LIRL @ redgt's mom trying to kill him. She prob going to hire your little bro to do the job. Bare hands and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    Pops is home but at my mom's
    Booty call!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaCee
    LIRL @ redgt's mom trying to kill him. She prob going to hire your little bro to do the job. Bare hands and all.
    It's ok I got the platinum in the top draw I'm ready for him .
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  12. 06-15-2008, 12:09 AM #12
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    originally posted by redGT
    It's ok I got the platinum in the top draw I'm ready for him
    chin check
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlkCD5
    chin check
    What's up man.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  14. 06-15-2008, 12:50 AM #14
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    damn i didnt know hamburger helper had an expiration date
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  15. 06-15-2008, 03:14 AM #15
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    lol, so you peed out your butt too?
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  16. 06-15-2008, 10:03 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    damn i didnt know hamburger helper had an expiration date
    Neither did I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    damn i didnt know hamburger helper had an expiration date
    I think he's talking about chef boyardee

    4 cans of chef boyardee FTW!
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    im pretty sure that powdered flavoring and dried noodle ,even if expired wouldnt have caused anal pissing....maybe you under cooked your meat
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  19. 06-15-2008, 01:22 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaCee
    LIRL @ redgt's mom trying to kill him. She prob going to hire your little bro to do the job. Bare hands and all.
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  20. 06-15-2008, 01:24 PM #20
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    another one of redgt's failed attempts at life
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknightteg
    another one of redgt's failed attempts at life
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  22. 06-15-2008, 03:40 PM #22
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    hamburger helper stays good forever dude, or was it your meat expired? haha
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    old meat. lolol
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    I would show you the expiration date but i already put it in the garbage. Let me explain it a little better. it was one of those little microwavable singles so it's all in one package (noodles meat sauce etc.)
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    Oh, she wanted to kill you.
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    dumb *****, told her she'd need some cyanide if she wanted to do it right...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    dumb *****, told her she'd need some cyanide if she wanted to do it right...

    LOL, so wrong to say about someones mom. but dude, i really feel sorry for you.
    she stole your car and she wants to kill you. you need a hug from a hot step mom or something
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    1st ur bro..then ur mom...getting thick quick everett



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