This seems like so much work to get the laptop in there and all of this other stuff.


My mom was about 100 people magazines in the bathroom, so i end up learning useless information about the latest celebrity gossip, slowly taking away my masculinity the longer i take a ****.


I've always been the get in and get out type.

2 minutes tops for a dump, i'm a strainer... this is why i will have hemroids later in life... tmi??? deal with it