I Peed Out Ma Butt
So McDonalds or my mas pasta didn't sit well with me tonight, and I'm gonna guess the former. That cheeseburger and fries did me in.
Anyways, my buddies and I are all hangin out at the pool hall. Chillin, they are knockin a few back, I'm winning some pool games. Then all of the sudden, BAM, the feeling hits me.
Don't know who all knows where I'm coming from, but the pain and tightness. Pain going down the left side and badly in the lower abdomen.
Well I get home to take my seat on the throne. My office is stacked with todays NY Post as well as yesterdays, and the newest Honda Tuning. So I'm set for my occupation.
Well don't know if you guys know where I'm coming from with this one either, but I sit there and the waves of pain come, which stop my reading unfortunatley, and I hear the gurgling noise in my left side, yet I can't go.
The pain comes and goes in 30 second intervals every 5 minutes. With some little ones dropping here and there, but nothing big.
Then the waters start flowing. I just have one big heave, and it's just peeing out my ass. It felt great, and smelled terrible, at the same time. So I know I'm done for now, but usually I'll have another session reminicsant of this one where I pee out my ass a significant amount. But not this time.
I had the after waves come, hmm while typing this I'm realizing this is like an earthquake with the big one then after shocks, oh well I digress. So I have a few more minor pains come in, and I end up just going a little bit, tiny amounts and all watery, until the last one I just had that was clear in color and very red.
I hope you enjoy my bowel story, because it ruined my night, hurt my stomach, and smelled up one side of the house.
That is all.
PS- Pics availible upon request.
PPS- Not even kidding.
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Originally Posted by Echonova
