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  1. 08-22-2005, 12:57 PM #1
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    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!

    What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
    Snow.

    What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
    A Dope Ring!

    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.

    Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It's hard to find them in the snow.

    What did they white guy do before his blood test?
    He studied.

    How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
    9 months

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.

    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!

    What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
    Eat them

    What did they white guy try and do with his?
    Put them in alphabetical order

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!



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  2. 08-22-2005, 12:58 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!

    What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
    Snow.

    What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
    A Dope Ring!

    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.

    Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It's hard to find them in the snow.

    What did they white guy do before his blood test?
    He studied.

    How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
    9 months

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.

    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!

    What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
    Eat them

    What did they white guy try and do with his?
    Put them in alphabetical order

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!



    There! Feel Better?
    I am so fucking sick of white folks being the brunt of all these jokes!! This is fuckin rascism!! I am tired of fighting the fight!!
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  3. 08-22-2005, 01:02 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    I am so fucking sick of white folks being the brunt of all these jokes!! This is fuckin rascism!! I am tired of fighting the fight!!
    you know what im saying. we white ppl have to stick together and stuff, gees. white guys will screw ne thing, i resent that. hey wait a minute, im black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    you know what im saying. we white ppl have to stick together and stuff, gees. white guys will screw ne thing, i resent that. hey wait a minute, im black.
    Join the fight with us!! The Klans meet is tonight at the NP Target... HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Join the fight with us!! The Klans meet is tonight at the NP Target... HA HA HA HA HA HA
    yeah, u got my back just in case they dnt go along with it AT FIRTS right? lol!!!!
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    Yeah I got your back!!
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  7. 08-22-2005, 01:07 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAH DAYUM!!!!


    Brett- Just because we've got melanin doesn't mean were not subject to the sun's wrath.

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    ^^ I was just wonderin, I have never seen a black person sunburnt or ever heard anyone who is black talk about one, so I was just wonderin...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!

    What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
    Snow.

    What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
    A Dope Ring!

    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.

    Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It's hard to find them in the snow.

    What did they white guy do before his blood test?
    He studied.

    How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
    9 months

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.

    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!

    What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
    Eat them

    What did they white guy try and do with his?
    Put them in alphabetical order

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!



    There! Feel Better?
    He may feel better, but now you've offended me.
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  10. 08-22-2005, 01:11 PM #10
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    ^^ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NOW WE HAVE THE WIGGERIAN!! LOL
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