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  1. 08-22-2005, 12:58 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!

    What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
    Snow.

    What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
    A Dope Ring!

    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.

    Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It's hard to find them in the snow.

    What did they white guy do before his blood test?
    He studied.

    How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
    9 months

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.

    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!

    What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
    Eat them

    What did they white guy try and do with his?
    Put them in alphabetical order

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!



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    I am so fucking sick of white folks being the brunt of all these jokes!! This is fuckin rascism!! I am tired of fighting the fight!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    I am so fucking sick of white folks being the brunt of all these jokes!! This is fuckin rascism!! I am tired of fighting the fight!!
    you know what im saying. we white ppl have to stick together and stuff, gees. white guys will screw ne thing, i resent that. hey wait a minute, im black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    you know what im saying. we white ppl have to stick together and stuff, gees. white guys will screw ne thing, i resent that. hey wait a minute, im black.
    Join the fight with us!! The Klans meet is tonight at the NP Target... HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAH DAYUM!!!!


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    ^^ I was just wonderin, I have never seen a black person sunburnt or ever heard anyone who is black talk about one, so I was just wonderin...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!

    What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
    Snow.

    What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
    A Dope Ring!

    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.

    Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It's hard to find them in the snow.

    What did they white guy do before his blood test?
    He studied.

    How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
    9 months

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.

    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!

    What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
    Eat them

    What did they white guy try and do with his?
    Put them in alphabetical order

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!



    There! Feel Better?
    He may feel better, but now you've offended me.
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    ^^ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NOW WE HAVE THE WIGGERIAN!! LOL
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    haha
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    I used to know all kinda "off color" jokes.. i cant think of any off hand
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    "Off Color" another slam on us white folks!! WE CANT HELP WE ARE LIGHT!!
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    Can black people get a sunburn? I have always wondered that, seriously..lol
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    lol yes THEY can
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    glad no jokes are made bout us mixed folks

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    glad no jokes are made bout us mixed folks
    we just wont even get started on you! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    we just wont even get started on you! lol
    yay !!

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    Has anyone seen Guess Who? LOL When they are at the dinner table telling racist jokes
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    i think black people have to be hotter in the sun, i mean think about it they are darker. like when you wear a dark shirt ya know?
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    ^WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Paper Diary
    ^WTF?
    just another im here to mess with people screen name it seems
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    IA gets better everyday

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    for shizzle. (i've always wanted to say this)
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    it would be offensive, if I didn't hear those jokes in 4th grade...
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    DOWN WITH WHITEY
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    Here's a brown joke I made up al by myslaf...

    How many Brown people does it take to screw in a light bulb?




    guessing..








    still thinking...







    none..they still use candles....bwhahaahhaa..okay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    Here's a brown joke I made up al by myslaf...

    How many Brown people does it take to screw in a light bulb?




    guessing..








    still thinking...







    none..they still use candles....bwhahaahhaa..okay.
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    Word, Stupid Fucking ATIF!!!

    FuckinG Stupid Fukin' COCKSKIN'-ass BITCH!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    Word, Stupid Fucking ATIF!!!

    FuckinG Stupid Fukin' COCKSKIN'-ass BITCH!!!

    i know right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtifSajid
    Here's a brown joke I made up al by myslaf...

    How many Brown people does it take to screw in a light bulb?




    guessing..








    still thinking...







    none..they still use candles....bwhahaahhaa..okay.
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    great topic
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    well damn, this one's come a long way since it was originally LOCKED!
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    I locked it but then unlocked it
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    yup sho did
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    How do you blow up a hindu?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    How do you blow up a hindu?
    -Press the red button, of course
    hahaha...
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    the one furthest to the left.... who looks like a chink... look at the dude to the right of him... he looks like hes jacking off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niggerian
    the one furthest to the left.... who looks like a chink... look at the dude to the right of him... he looks like hes jacking off
    your right... he justed nutted on your face...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niggerian
    the one furthest to the left.... who looks like a chink... look at the dude to the right of him... he looks like hes jacking off
    Kinda erotic isnt it? lol
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