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  1. 08-22-2005, 09:51 AM #1
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    Default Lol...Joke of the morning...

    A lady sent me this at work:

    CHINESE SICK LEAVE... I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss, I not come work today... I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and my legs and back hurt. I not come work"



    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work You try that."



    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
    "Boss, I do what you say and I feel much better. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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  2. 08-22-2005, 09:52 AM #2
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    hah!

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    LOL
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  4. 08-22-2005, 10:02 AM #4
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    Oh, so sorry...
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    Actually, now that I think about it, it might not be. I think that I might have just run across it recently. And for that, I'll remove my prior post.
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    pretty good, lol.
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    that joke is racist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niggerian
    that joke is racist

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  9. 08-22-2005, 11:16 AM #9
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    LOL
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  10. 08-22-2005, 11:18 AM #10
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    hahaha
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    Quote "that joke is racist"

    dude you need to cut this racist bullshit out!!! to you theres something racist in every thread. if you dont like it go the fuck back to nigeria
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  12. 08-22-2005, 12:28 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by NAFC3S
    Quote "that joke is racist"

    dude you need to cut this racist bullshit out!!! to you theres something racist in every thread. if you dont like it go the fuck back to nigeria
    dude, chill, its the internet. i don't think he's serious.
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    that kid is white anyways
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    He's just mad cuz payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party


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    so who's racist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    so who's racist?
    the girl who posted that offensive joke about chinks (i happen to be 1/8th Korean)
    She started the whole racism era on IA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    so who's racist?
    IM RACIST SUMBITCHIZ!!!! HAVENT FIGURED OUT WHO IM RACIST AGAINST YET BUT I AM DAMMIT!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTEC
    IM RACIST SUMBITCHIZ!!!! HAVENT FIGURED OUT WHO IM RACIST AGAINST YET BUT I AM DAMMIT!!
    lol im racist againts homsapiens!
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    so who all likes sex here?
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    only with goats
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    HELL YEAH, I KNOW I DO. IM A LESBIAN BY THEY WAY, I LOVE WOMEN.
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    :idb: with goats............. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    OR YOU CAN BE AND EQUAL OPPURTUNITY OFFENDER. WGSB RRRAAADDDDIIIIIOOOOOO
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    Quote "dude, chill, its the internet. i don't think he's serious."

    heres why i put that >>> http://forums.importatlanta.com/show...t=17928&page=1
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    HEY ASSHOLES, THIS IS NOW A SEX THREAD!!! GO THREAD JACK SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!





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    whats your favorite place to fuck?
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    WHEREVER SHE WANTS TO. LOL
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    haha
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    ahh the sex is back
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    sex good must go get some brb :idb:
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    Wow...So, I am racist now?...you are an idiot. Do you even know what the definition of a racist is? you use the term so frequently, when you are using it out of context...the joke was funny...and had nothing to do with making fun of someones race.

    Racist: Someone who believes their race is superior to all other races.
    So, technically this has nothing to do with a racist, and you are making yourself look ignorant.
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    no this thread is about SEX now, it has been jacked
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    need new joke of the morning Lauren, you cant guve us a lil and leave us hangin the next day...oh Lauren is just a joke tease

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    wow so this thread took a completly different turn
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatbacK
    wow so this thread took a completly different turn
    typical IA.


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    ah yeah, we got some lover in the house. lol!!
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