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  1. 06-11-2008, 02:09 PM #1
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    Default So I'm having dinner at red lobster last night.

    With the pre-wifey, Waitor brought another tall glass of water over. I positioned it to the right on the table.

    Not sure what happened but I heard a loud crashing sound and felt like i was 5 again (bed wetter status)

    it all happened soo fast

    The whole glass soaked into my lap 92% of the water in the glass

    Damn I felt like a clumsy mofo
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    Shrinkage?
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    It was bad man.

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    your waitor set you up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    your waitor set you up!
    x2

    Shank that mo-fo!
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    You pissed your pants when you were little? haha luuuzer
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    should have called maaco



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    your waitor set you up!

    Possible, my current glass was half full.






















    ...or half empty according to the pessimists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    You pissed your pants when you were little? haha luuuzer

    That was Foul man,

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    were u almost finished eating?



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    way to go dumbass! good thing you aren't a surgeon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    were u almost finished eating?
    good question - Yes I was.


    The even was good for a laugh though, I usually turn most matters into laughing matters.



    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    way to go dumbass! good thing you aren't a surgeon
    Wtf, with harsh comments regarding a mistake?



    Ok tell you what, next time you trip or fall - tell me about it so i can close-line your ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    With the pre-wifey, Waitor brought another tall glass of water over. I positioned it to the right on the table.

    Not sure what happened but I heard a loud crashing sound and felt like i was 5 again (bed wetter status)

    it all happened soo fast

    The whole glass soaked into my lap 92% of the water in the glass

    Damn I felt like a clumsy mofo
    yeah... stuff like that sucks...





    try this out though.... and this one isn't even my fault...


    i go to chilis with the gf.... we're sitting there... about halfway through our meal we hear "boom klankidy klank klank!" (<yes... exactly that noise)

    dude in the booth behind us got up to leave.. his knee hit the table and his drink spilled... (also a water)... about 3 minutes later... my ass feels cold... i'm like wtf... so i just pull my shirt down thinking my butt crack is showing or something...

    well the feeling keeps coming back... i finally just lean forward and feel my ass.... it's wet... i'm like wtf??? dudes drink had spilled into the seat... and his and my booth were connected... it seeped through and soaked me....


    so i looked like i let a big wet one in my pants or i pee'd like a girl or something...


    and i didn't even have a "spilled glass" at my own table to blame it on!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    good question - Yes I was.
    i'm about 95% sure u stayed an extra 30mins to allow the water to dry or u wrapped ur girls shirt/jacket around ur pants, tied up and walked out of hte restuarant



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    a stripper kicked a coke into my friend's lap by accident at the pink pony saturday night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    Wtf, with harsh comments regarding a mistake?



    Ok tell you what, next time you trip or fall - tell me about it so i can close-line your ass!
    well you DID post this up all on your own accord. when/if i trip and fall i'll be sure NOT to post it on ia, for fear that someone might CLOTHESLINE me
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    PBS, I chilled for at least 15 more but you're damn right man - it was a must.


    Quote Originally Posted by Killer

    i go to chilis with the gf.... we're sitting there... about halfway through our meal we hear "boom klankidy klank klank!" (<yes... exactly that noise)


    and i didn't even have a "spilled glass" at my own table to blame it on!!!!
    You've got me beat man, that's some unjust shat right there.

    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    well you DID post this up all on your own accord. when/if i trip and fall i'll be sure NOT to post it on ia, for fear that someone might CLOTHESLINE me

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    a stripper kicked a coke into my friend's lap by accident at the pink pony saturday night.

    free dances!!!
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    Word!

    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    a stripper kicked a coke into my friend's lap by accident at the pink pony saturday night.



    It doesn't add up. I think the "kicked" and "accident" conflict

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    awwwwwwwwwww, poor thing
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    LEISA U GET MY BULLETIN?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    PBS, I chilled for at least 15 more but you're damn right man - it was a must.
    I LOL'D A BIT



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    Damn, weird! I knocked my sweet tea over at dinner last night all over my lap too! I wasn't at Red Lobster though lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    Word!






    It doesn't add up. I think the "kicked" and "accident" conflict
    she was doing her little pole spin thing and had long legs. need i say more?

    plus the dumbass left his coke sitting right next to the little wooden trim on the side of the platform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    she was doing her little pole spin thing and had long legs. need i say more?

    plus the dumbass left his coke sitting right next to the little wooden trim on the side of the platform.
    agreed
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    LEISA U GET MY BULLETIN?





    I LOL'D A BIT

    yes, I as well LOL'd
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    LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    she was doing her little pole spin thing and had long legs. need i say more?

    plus the dumbass left his coke sitting right next to the little wooden trim on the side of the platform.

    So it was kinda like a ROUNDHOUSE kick then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
    So it was kinda like a ROUNDHOUSE kick then?
    werd.

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    LOL....SHE DIDNT LIKE UR BANANA TIP



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    she was a tall black chick... looked like an amazon woman. I'm sure she didn't like me. coincidentally this also happened to be the one we got to give my buddy a lapdance for his bachelor party. (big white guy who doesn't care too much for blacks )

    She was one of those greedy ones who wouldn't take off the undies unless she had a certain amount of tips. whatever.

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