K either my mom is completely drunk when went to bed or just sleep walking but she just busted in my room and yelled "WHERE ARE THE F***ING DOGS?!"
Me- They are locked up downstairs like always, why?
Mom- NO! they sent me a IM saying they are doing something special tonight and i want to know what the F*** it is i am not invited to"
Me- laughing hystircally, HUH?

dead silent with me laughing in the back ground she turns away, comes back and yells at the top of her lungs CAMEL TOE! slams my door and walks away...

anyone care to share what they gave my mom tonight? wacko!