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  1. 06-10-2008, 06:33 PM #1
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    Default How can i prevent from getting...

    the ****ty ****s from my nephew... he woke up and has been throwin up and ****ting all day... Im tryin to make sure i dont catch it from him. ive been washing my hands and sprayin down stuff he touched....and has his ass quarantined in the living room.... am i safe? will i survive?
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  2. 06-10-2008, 06:36 PM #2
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    Roto-virus FTL. Get some Germ-X hand soap use it everytime you touch something... and pray.
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  3. 06-10-2008, 06:38 PM #3
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    Theres about a half chance you'll get it. maybe a 60-40 chance or so, give or take.
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  4. 06-10-2008, 06:40 PM #4
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    use condoms and don't kiss him
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  5. 06-10-2008, 06:43 PM #5
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    ^^^ haha lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    if ya have to **** him **** just make sure he pulls out you dont want the sickness inside of you
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    i hate condoms
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    "The virus is spread through oral contact to fecal material, and is common in child care environments."

    he has alot of explaining to do...
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    throw him out in the street sounds like a ****in pervert to me
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    Put him in the microwave.
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    just make sure you thoroughly cook his feces before eating them
    Val for President

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    give him a protien shot. he should come back to normal.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by throbncawk
    use condoms and don't kiss him
    That was disgusting.
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    im ****ed, im gonna get this **** i know it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaCee
    That was disgusting.
    you know you laughed
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    Quote Originally Posted by throbncawk
    you know you laughed
    not at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by throbncawk
    you know you laughed

    I did.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    I did.
    We know... That's why you posted this...

    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    give him a protien shot. he should come back to normal.
    I guess if you can't lead, follow.
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    ^^^ what he said.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    LOL
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    im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...

    lemon party?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...
    1 kid 1 cup???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    1 kid 1 cup???
    + an octopuss = hawt
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    True story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    1 kid 1 cup???

    no cup, ill skip the middle man
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    Straw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDM-95-Hatch
    are you sure he doesnt have food poisoning?

    that's normally the case when you're umm... having fluid come out of both ends.

    yea could be.....i gave him some ginger ale and saltines...it helped alot...so hopefully its no virus..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    yea could be.....i gave him some ginger ale and saltines...it helped alot...so hopefully its no virus..
    haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(

    but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?

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    If it's food poisoning his sh*t will most likely be black... (Not Racise)
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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(

    but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?
    LOLOLOLOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(

    but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?
    naw they were out of town they ate at my aunts house...lol some chicken and fries..

    just a headache and vomit, and some ****ing..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Straw?
    milkshake?
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    **** off
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    what the **** is **** this ****
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    **** **** **** ******
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    I hope you get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_youtoo
    what the **** is **** this ****
    <Insert Joke about Mom>
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    i just ordered a pint of magic johnson blood...
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