lol reps cause that made no sense! but was funny as hell to read!! :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
lol reps cause that made no sense! but was funny as hell to read!! :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
LMAO!! I knew posting my pic would stir up some croping. I'm sure we can see better than that though. Reps for anyone who crops my face.Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
Seriously though, lets not turn this into an e-peen contest. I'm sorry if I was trying to come off as hard, I just love making people mad. It's funny to read some of the **** that comes out of peoples mouth when they get pissed off. Like 81911SC's response thinking my post was directed at him. I'm sorry, but I have a good chuckle when I try to picture you and your family in loin cloths chucking spears at lions. While your ancestors were hunting lions(lolafrica), my ancestors was sitting around getting piss ass drunk.
You know what, fvck your macho, weight lifting, my abs are tyte, I have more muscle in my finger than my brain bull****. Lets sit down and have a drinking contest. That'll show you who's harder.
you do know that he just copy and pastes his material from offtopic, right? :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
Wait, wait. You just asked him not to get so riled up? :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
Look, i know starbucks has coined this 'Barista' phrase and you now feel important like you have some real purpose in this society, but to be honest, youre still just a coffee niigger, so get me my ****ing drink, lose the attitude and shut the **** up before i go outside and delt smash your ****ing toyota tercel and you wont be able to get to you womens studies class at mira costaQuote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
**** you, ive raped people for far less than this. you think you can ****ing come on IA and just act like a ****ing hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, ****face, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You ****ing tell ANYBODY on these forums what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a ****ing baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm ****ing kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to ****ing face. You call yourself "booya"? We'll see who's the hooligan when one of us is lying face down in a pile of their own blood, ****, and piss. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what ****ing happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some ****ing face to get my point across, just ****ing test me you worthless sack of excrement.Quote:
Originally Posted by booya
Keep going! I'm not sure where this is coming from, but it's entertaining as hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
lol you've used that one before.
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his ****, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick ****. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a *****, begging her mate to fill her up.
His claws dig in deeper, the pain, it's excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my **** explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my **** out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle.
He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his ****, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me.
I feel him slow, his **** still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no ****ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anyone. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say, oh **** I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *******.Quote:
Originally Posted by booya
Here's a test....Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
:jerkit:
you wanna know whats real entertaining? kidnapping your mother and having her eye balls physically removed with a spoon and eating them infront of a webcam to show to the whole interweb. then shoving my 7 inch diick inside her left hole while my balls get shoved inside her right hole. then have my friend, tyrone shove his monster 14 inch leg inside her ass while listening to the spice girls. that my ****ing friend, is entertaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
:ttiwwp:Quote:
Originally Posted by booya
If I get a hard on during your reach around will you call me a f@ggot?Quote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
Yesterday night I was standing in line at the movie theater waiting to buy tickets, and I noticed that the girl in front of me was wearing really tight jeans. Okay it wasn't really a girl it was a guy but damn did his ass look awesome in those jeans. I couldn't help myself and I reached into my back pocket to feel my own ass imagining it was his, I tried to play it off like I was trying to get something out of my pocket but I don't think the girl standing next to me bought it because the girl standing next to me was my girlfriend and she could tell. Then it was our turn to buy tickets and I noticed that she was gazing into my eyes and drooling. I think when I was feeling my own ass it really turned her on, but it might have been because she has down syndrome.
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Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
gene is a known bouchedag...
wow at jDrizzlesBoners
and poonya.....
they seem to really like eachother... maybe we should leave them alone in here for a little while guys....
let jbizzle show booya just how hard he gets..........
buncha fags.
I think if you didn't watch the original ninja turtles, you should be banned.
can i get an amen.
Or the original Transformers. Whatever floats your boat.
amen!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by GKtib®