drove your bike? wtf kinda noobspeak is that? :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
drove your bike? wtf kinda noobspeak is that? :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
yeah, my buell.... i drove it from my old house to the new place last night...
i didn't ride it son.. i wasn't sitting on the back... and it's not a bicycle!
so wtf is so "cool" about DRIVING one's bike from one place to another? :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
the fact that i just got it son....... i thought you'd be happy for me for once wayne!!! :cry:
but in other words... wanted ya'll to come check it out!!
i was happy for me when you sent me the pic, sry but transporting the bike and not actually riding it just doesn't get my rocks off :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
no dude... i rode it... like i sat on the bike and drove it to kennesaw.... i didn't haul it up here... like that was my first ride... other than up and down the old street i lived on...Quote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
wtf is wrong with your brain son...
wtf, if you RODE IT, then why the fvck would you say you DROVE IT? wtf is wrong with your engrish usage? you are retarded or something? :tongue1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
how's this.Quote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
"hey wayne, i operated my two wheeled motor vehicle yesterday and finally got it up to kennesaw where i live."
had i hauled it.. i would've said hauled...
i didn't sit on the back while some one else drove it... so i didn't say rode/ride...
i said drove because i was the one to drive it!
i vote a ban for all over 21.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poz McDouche
ANd im under 18, haha bish havent caught me yet.;)
What about AE's??? I quoted him before the delete...LOLOLOLOLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Brett
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...0&postcount=31
admit it, you're just weird :tongue1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
lol... liar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
http://www.puppethead.com/photoblog/...7/P1000807.jpg
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Originally Posted by GKtib®
gross....
lol callout! so which one is you and which is chante killer? :lmao:
he's obviously the passenger...
check out his palms btw. what you been in to killer? :lmfao:
do we really want to know? and i mean, what hasn't he been in to? :sicks:Quote:
Originally Posted by GKtib®
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Originally Posted by GKtib®
your mom forgot to douche her anus.... left my hands all brown...
lies, just admit that you were fisting yourself again...Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
damnit, so that's what was on the kitchen floor last night :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
dude that's just disgusting....Quote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
seriously...
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by GKtib®
that's what i'm saying, you really should stop, before chante finds out...Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
please stop.
So, wanting to smash 100 kittens in a bag is immature? I thought it was just cruel and sadistic.Quote:
Originally Posted by GKtib®
I like to gauge one's maturity by how they can respond/react to a problem. Most will create useless comments that have nothing to do with the topic at hand just to sound "witty" and hide behind the guise that they are, in fact, suffering from a touch of the downs. A select few will make consequent statements that will ultimately lead to a problem solved.
Here, we have a clear case of said situation. Most are ignoring the pertinent suggestions and posting pointless, retarded, forum fodder.
Was it the cursing or the fact that I detest cliche statements that made me sound immature? If so, then this is really going to make me sound immature.
Go fvck your mothers. And maybe some of your mothers are dead so that it gives the statement that much more bite.
~Johnny
what an ******* :lmfao:
well we are talking about gktib here... :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
do you really think that last statement was something you could be like "oh man.. i got them... they are gonna be so pissed.... wait... lets say their moms could be dead... that'll really get em going!!! yeah"....Quote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
cause all i see in that post is a bunch of FAIL! :no:
you're gonna have to be harder than a pillow to step on toes around here man...
damn, that could quite possibly be the wittiest thing i've ever seen from you, bravo good sir :D :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
i'm smarter than you think...Quote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
sometimes.... :ninja:
fixed! :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
lol
i hate you...
I really was rubbing my hands together hoping some of you would read that and possibly put yourself to the noose. But apparantly everyone else is just as fvcked up as I am. You say that you bet I was gonna "get them good" but you know you were thinking the same thing about me when you wrote that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
"Oh man, he'll really be stumped now and not know what to say because I can't think of anything better to say than his post FAILS!"
While my post may fail, you sir fail yourself. Go conjure up as many friends and family as you can, get everyone in front of a big white wall, set up a camara with a delay on it, set a live grenade on the ground and tell everyone to hop on top of it right before the camara goes off. Make sure you have someone to send the pic to me. The artistic display of you, your family, and your friends blood and entrails on the wall is something I would like to see when I wake up every day. I'd sit up in my bed look at the pic on my wall and have a most hearty laugh!
If you really want to know what hard feels like come by sometime and I'll show you the true meaning of balls deep. I like to mix it up a little though. I'm gentle and soft like a pilow at first but then you're left asking yourself if a fvcking train just derailed right into your a$$.
::rubs his hands together:: Man I sure hope I got you that time! Because thats what I live for, to make sure "I got you".
~Johnny
God Johnny. That was hardcore. You sir, deserve lunch on Saturday if I can swing it.
just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for realQuote:
Originally Posted by JBizzlebone
Um, he was referring to Killer, not you.
you think thats hardcore? i have a pet tiger, yea a tiger. my tiger would eat a lion up. i also piss blood and drink it afterwards just cause i can. your family ain't tuff, i've had battles with turbs that would make you and your family seem like a walk in the park. i eat rocks and drink acid, i also like to walk around lava just to get heated up. i have blood as cold as ice running through my vains cause im so badass, im harcore, you sir, are not.Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
kk wellQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryumasi
Oh ****ing really?
I already called you out on that and offered you a win-win bet.
$1000 cash and a permaban for me if we meet up, test bodyfat, and you outperform me in a valid measure of physical performance (running/weight lifting... not eating pies). If you win, $1000 cash and a permaban for me. If I win, you just shut the **** up.
put up or shut up.Quote:
Originally Posted by booya
lets do it. meet me tomorrow at the top of mt. everst. come with no t-shirt, only some shoes and pants. unless you're a pu55y then i'll understand. lmk now and maybe ill stop by and get you some flowers. after that we race to n. korea and whoever takes a piss on the Kim Jong-il statue wins. who ever wins gets to cut the other person's diick off. reply if you accept. also, bring your mother, i'd like to be ****ing her while doing this.Quote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC
I didn't even make that outrageous of a claim, but you definitely disrespected me, and the entire IA community on that one. I don't care if you just know that much about the subject, or you are just ignorant to the facts that are in the field that I am an expert on, but come on. Don't bull**** the fact that I know more about this than you do. Just come straight and say you don't know what you're talking about, and we'll be cool. Seriously? This is ****ing bull****, you shouldn't get so riled up about such trivial things, but if you do, you're a ****ing ******. Go home and make love to your ****ing real doll. You don't know **** about what we're talking about and you need to ****ing leave this thread right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by booya