"lag monsters are jock'n me"

I dont know why they chase,
just get the **** out mah face.
my compy's slow like runner knee-brace.
"post quick reply" dont work fo ****,
my flat ViewSonic iz gunna get hit.
woulda bigger hard drive be da tick-it?
I do not know, but lag monsters suck,
my pickled brain dont give a ****,
words and voices need to get unstuck.
I want to hit lag monsters with dump truck.
rape them.

end.