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  1. 06-06-2008, 10:09 AM #1
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    Default Calling together the Braintrust

    Tomorrow is my birthday. Therefore, the ladies of my office found it to be appropriate to decorate my car with saran wrap. So far I have taken the mouses to their computer while they did this. However, being an office setting, I couldn't really go all day without giving them back. The plan now is to hit them with a lot of little things. This is where you come in.

    I need a few good things to take revenge on them with.

    What I know about the enemy:
    They are all women
    Most of them ride together to work in one minivan
    They have tea time every day at 4:00
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  2. 06-06-2008, 10:10 AM #2
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    Slash the inside of the tires.

    Put laxatives in the tea.

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  3. 06-06-2008, 10:11 AM #3
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    Find their tampax and rub superglue all over them.

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    Oh damn! LOL Ironchef that cold blooded mah ****a.
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  5. 06-06-2008, 10:13 AM #5
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    All good ideas. I was looking for something a little more fitting to saran wrapping a car. I can't crank it up to an 11 already.
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    I vote for laxative in tea. They made you sweat taking by having off all that seran wrap off your car. Now make there ass sweat.
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    change the letters in their keyboards... unplug the monitors... tape the optical part of the mouse... if they leave it logged on, put their volume on max, and put a loud sound for when they log in... replace their computer chair with another one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bastarling84
    All good ideas. I was looking for something a little more fitting to saran wrapping a car. I can't crank it up to an 11 already.
    sure you can!take it all the way to insure this doesnt happen again next year. i wouls flip my shyt if someone wrapped any of my cars up. GO BIG OR GO HOME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bastarling84
    Most of them ride together to work in one minivan
    Get a can of tuna fish, poke holes it in with a screwdriver and drain the juice out. Tape the can under a seat in the van and watch them wonder who amongst them has the nasty taco.
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    print screen of their desktop, make it their wallpaper, hide all icons, watch frustration ensue
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    punch them in the ovaries. a straight shot right to the babymaker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueHatch
    sure you can!take it all the way to insure this doesnt happen again next year. i wouls flip my shyt if someone wrapped any of my cars up. GO BIG OR GO HOME!
    I echo those sentiments.

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  13. 06-06-2008, 10:19 AM #13
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    downlaod a sex sound clip, put it as the startup and shut down music, and turn up their volume LOUD


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  14. 06-06-2008, 10:21 AM #14
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    Go to their Outlook Email, send an email to every contact with naughty info in it, such as "I want to **** you".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironchef
    Go to their Outlook Email, send an email to every contact with naughty info in it, such as "I want to **** you".
    oooh.... i dunno man. lol he could get in some deep caca for that.

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    Nice dude, we share the same bday
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    oooh.... i dunno man. lol he could get in some deep caca for that.
    Unless they saw him, how would they know?

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    Saw this on Married with Children the other day. Put superglue on the toilet seats in the women's bathroom, you might get more victims then the original women, but oh well, thats collateral damage.

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    rearrange the keys on their keyboards

    put a light coating of vasoline on the ear pieces of their phones

    get there very early, go in their bathroom and lock ALL of the stalls from the inside
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  20. 06-06-2008, 10:34 AM #20
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    +1 print screen their desktop for sure, that shiz is funny. mabye put something sticky on their phones??? lol this thread is funny.
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    I do like the print screen idea. The best part will be when they call IT to fix it.
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    have their car towed.
    I still think you should lock all the stall doors in their bathroom...
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  23. 06-06-2008, 11:28 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
    have their car towed.
    I still think you should lock all the stall doors in their bathroom...
    I would if we didn't share the bathroom with another company.

    They just struck another guy's office. his birthday is today and they have saran wrapped his desk and filled it up with a bunch of chairs form the conference table.

    I am about to engage in a prank war with 30+ year old women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bastarling84
    I would if we didn't share the bathroom with another company.

    They just struck another guy's office. his birthday is today and they have saran wrapped his desk and filled it up with a bunch of chairs form the conference table.

    I am about to engage in a prank war with 30+ year old women.
    I think you should go to each of their desks and push something off of it. When they bend over to pick it up..... slip them a REAL surprise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bastarling84
    I would if we didn't share the bathroom with another company.

    They just struck another guy's office. his birthday is today and they have saran wrapped his desk and filled it up with a bunch of chairs form the conference table.

    I am about to engage in a prank war with 30+ year old women.
    any of them hot, best revenge would be to let me **** em. lol :idb:
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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