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BS, Batman keeps a piece of kyptonite in his belt for just such an occassion. Superman ain't sh*t.
lol that's f*cking gay and inaccurate. batman buys kryptonite in bulk at Costco. superman wouldn't be able to get near him without going weak at the knees.
superman doesn't say shazam! you dolt![]()
superman has a little weiner and tiny nuts.Originally Posted by AnthonyF
metaphorically speaking.Originally Posted by PBS
We all know that no such thing would ever happen. Because Chuck Norris has Batman's back. Superman knows this. Superman would never cross Chuck Norris, its suicide.
**** the ****ty chuck norris jokes.
I ****ed Chuck Norris's mom and sister, and gave them the plentiful seed of Chuck Ni99as.
Batman>Superman.
pfft...
that was a sucker punch...
batman FTMFW!!!
batman>superman
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10Originally Posted by Alan®
superman shoots lasers out his mother f'n eyes thats all i got to say
As I said before, and I will say until I die... Batman has the greatest superpower of all, the power of extreme wealth. Duh.Originally Posted by AnthonyF
UGA: Everybody is laughing at us this year.
DOOMDAYS BITCHES!! Batman's is some emo pedophile (c'mon he went thru 3 robin and batgirl...) and Superman is some captain planet alien on 'roids.. They both dont kill people and if you ever read kingdom come they both came out looking like pussies.. **** DC Marvel all the way Ironman and Hulk FTW...
hehe, it's funny cuz it's true +repsOriginally Posted by 0p7!mu5
edit: or uh when i can