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  1. 06-05-2008, 01:26 PM #1
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    Default Ever wanted to pull an R Kelly? Heres your chance

    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/adg/708482044.html

    Taking a few hours off relates to me aimlessly searching craigslist for amusing things.

    Well. I think I just found the first one EL OH EL
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    lol... that is pretty messed up but i'm sure someone will do it for 50$ and free beer
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    lmfao



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    That is nasty as hell.
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    its not like u gota kiss her



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    its not like u gota kiss her
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    its not like u gota kiss her
    ...and hoping that it is indeed a 'her'.......
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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    ^ ya i don't think it said the sex... watch it be a 46yr old DUDE!
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    *emails*
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    TELL ME THE RESULTS^



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Hola,

    I interested in urinate your mouf. Picture of me.

    Write back,


    no lie... i will post her response.
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    From they way they talk in the ad its gotta be a guy Id think. I am going to send him a pic of PBS, I think PBS would like this guy
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    free beer... 50 bucks... and possibly a blow job... that's a great deal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiRed94
    free beer... 50 bucks... and possibly a blow job... that's a great deal...
    AND you get to piss in sonmeones mouth...

    thats a killer deal
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    how could anyone turn that down? I think Im gonna call in sick tomorrow...
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    REDNECK type preferred, I'm sure that mostly who will apply with free beer involved.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    no lie... i will post her response.

    hahaaa nicely written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    From they way they talk in the ad its gotta be a guy Id think. I am going to send him a pic of PBS, I think PBS would like this guy
    and i will put a toupe on that bald head of yours



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  18. 06-05-2008, 03:39 PM #18
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    *awaits response*
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    Why is she excluding black people?!

    I was about to make a thread asking for a ride offering $25 gas money.
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    Eagerly awaiting the post with her response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Why is she excluding black people?!

    I was about to make a thread asking for a ride offering $25 gas money.
    she's scared we'd leave straight from our sweaty jobs and go to her house...

    planters



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    lol, this thread might set records.
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    wowww
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    Whoever gets responses, POST THEM HAHHAHA
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    lol I would be so all over this, f u c k the money, just let me video tape it, baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah. and f u c k the beer, Id drink a lot of cranberry juice, my piss will come out f u c k i n g amber colored!!!!!!



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    you know this post never mentioned if it was male of female
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    did you guys get a response yet?
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    just checked my email, and no. i sent her a response, it said

    "no quieres?"

    lol
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    lulz @ ed



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    just checked my email, and no. i sent her a response, it said

    "no quieres?"

    lol
    you should have sent a "real" reply and asked if it is a girl or guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by dubs04sti
    you should have sent a "real" reply and asked if it is a girl or guy
    Prob would have gotten a response Like " I'll be anything you want me to be."
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    lmfaoooooooo

    From: DB ([email protected])
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    Fri 6/06/08 11:47 AM
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    "me"



    I did not get your pictures.

    Your description too?

    I am male, not female…some have been confused…

    David

    Didn’t get your pictures, am still interested. You understand I am a guy, right?

    Have several interested, so send pics soon.

    David

    hahaahahahahaha
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    lulz hell naw...r.kelly dont even stoop that low



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    So disturbing.
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    Oh hell no. lirl
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    Quote Originally Posted by iScott
    So disturbing.
    x2 bloodclot dutty fassy bwoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaCee
    x2 bloodclot dutty fassy bwoy.
    dis batty bwoy wanna romp pon de rass ass!!!.........1
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    click the link again and read it, lol. all you guys mailing him made him change the add lol.
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    lawlz, horrid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    click the link again and read it, lol. all you guys mailing him made him change the add lol.
    LOL
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