The Craigslist Chronicles, Vol. 3

[Tech5]

BTW are you there PIMP

Ladies and Gentlemen, low and behold, a force mightier than the ATL pride parade.

It is time for the 3rd annual Craigslist Chronicle. :boobies:

Lets begin with this lovely specimen, straight from the bowels of hickville, Dallas GA. It likes Whiaate Waters, and Budwieser beer, has her a free coupon to just about anything south of her trailer park, Yeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! If you is a fireman, she be hootin and hollerin non-stop over der yonder at the Whiaate Waters.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/706043633.html

Next we have Aquashonda, she says she loves the smell of tropical coconuts, probably cause she looks like a coconut, a f u c k i n coconut with corn rows. Cornonut!! http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705768882.html

I didnt really want to make fun of her, but in all honestly this ***** couldnt get laid at a Georgia Tech Party, where the only drink served is XanaX laced Everclear. God be with her, I bet she doesnt even know that girls shave thier cooters, by now your gonna need a weed whacker on that thing. Cute round girl?!?! More like old school nintendo charecter (kirby) desperatly in need of human interaction.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705749973.html

All I gota say is this ***** is straight up dellusional. "I am in search of a marriage-minded SBM. He must be caring, honest, intelligent, attractive, romantic, sincere and compassionate. He must not do any drugs of any kind" ***** good luck finding a crack head that will have the balls to go out with you in public. Only way anyone would **** this is she paid them, in rocks.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/704866113.html

and Finnaly, this is Aquashonda's sister, Shaniqulosha, and all i gota say is
LIRL! the word UGLY does this ***** absolutely no justice.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/703580995.html

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BTW are you there PIMP

by there you mean their?

[x Resilience]

by there you mean their?

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