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  1. 06-05-2008, 04:40 AM #1
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    Default The Craigslist Chronicles, Vol. 3

    Ladies and Gentlemen, low and behold, a force mightier than the ATL pride parade.

    It is time for the 3rd annual Craigslist Chronicle. :boobies:

    Lets begin with this lovely specimen, straight from the bowels of hickville, Dallas GA. It likes Whiaate Waters, and Budwieser beer, has her a free coupon to just about anything south of her trailer park, Yeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! If you is a fireman, she be hootin and hollerin non-stop over der yonder at the Whiaate Waters.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/706043633.html

    Next we have Aquashonda, she says she loves the smell of tropical coconuts, probably cause she looks like a coconut, a f u c k i n coconut with corn rows. Cornonut!! http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705768882.html

    I didnt really want to make fun of her, but in all honestly this ***** couldnt get laid at a Georgia Tech Party, where the only drink served is XanaX laced Everclear. God be with her, I bet she doesnt even know that girls shave thier cooters, by now your gonna need a weed whacker on that thing. Cute round girl?!?! More like old school nintendo charecter (kirby) desperatly in need of human interaction.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705749973.html

    All I gota say is this ***** is straight up dellusional. "I am in search of a marriage-minded SBM. He must be caring, honest, intelligent, attractive, romantic, sincere and compassionate. He must not do any drugs of any kind" ***** good luck finding a crack head that will have the balls to go out with you in public. Only way anyone would **** this is she paid them, in rocks.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/704866113.html

    and Finnaly, this is Aquashonda's sister, Shaniqulosha, and all i gota say is
    LIRL! the word UGLY does this ***** absolutely no justice.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/703580995.html
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  2. 06-05-2008, 04:40 AM #2
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  3. 06-05-2008, 04:42 AM #3
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    Ugly men i mean women i think
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    i literally took the time to read all their sh*t. yeah. theres no hope.



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    lol I cant stop laughing at the first biatch. She, er, him, it, whatever it is, obviously didnt finish first grade.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProfiteer
    lol I cant stop laughing at the first biatch. She, er, him, it, whatever it is, obviously didnt finish first grade.


    "when you REPLAY send picture"
    i looked right over that lol. gotta love horrible spelling



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  8. 06-05-2008, 06:38 AM #8
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    now this is some funny ****
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    Looking for a date I see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProfiteer
    Ladies and Gentlemen, low and behold, a force mightier than the ATL pride parade.

    It is time for the 3rd annual Craigslist Chronicle. :boobies:

    Lets begin with this lovely specimen, straight from the bowels of hickville, Dallas GA. It likes Whiaate Waters, and Budwieser beer, has her a free coupon to just about anything south of her trailer park, Yeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! If you is a fireman, she be hootin and hollerin non-stop over der yonder at the Whiaate Waters.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/706043633.html
    lol theres a couple of firemen that work here parttime i sent that to them they got a kick out of it.

    one said, "i will send her a picture of me, my wife and kids and ask if i can still go"

    lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by x Resilience
    Looking for a date I see.
    x2 he probrably wrote them and got played Uber fail.
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    I think I am going to contact one these an give them QD's Phone number BAhahahhaa
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    wow....I didnt think people would stoop that low to find a date. That is CL....it's basically like a big flea market. haha

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    yeah you need a date Ant lol...Ill get you hooked up...
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    wow....I didnt think people would stoop that low to find a date. That is CL....it's basically like a big flea market. haha

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    BTW are you there PIMP
    Quote Originally Posted by TheProfiteer
    Ladies and Gentlemen, low and behold, a force mightier than the ATL pride parade.

    It is time for the 3rd annual Craigslist Chronicle. :boobies:

    Lets begin with this lovely specimen, straight from the bowels of hickville, Dallas GA. It likes Whiaate Waters, and Budwieser beer, has her a free coupon to just about anything south of her trailer park, Yeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! If you is a fireman, she be hootin and hollerin non-stop over der yonder at the Whiaate Waters.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/706043633.html

    Next we have Aquashonda, she says she loves the smell of tropical coconuts, probably cause she looks like a coconut, a f u c k i n coconut with corn rows. Cornonut!! http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705768882.html

    I didnt really want to make fun of her, but in all honestly this ***** couldnt get laid at a Georgia Tech Party, where the only drink served is XanaX laced Everclear. God be with her, I bet she doesnt even know that girls shave thier cooters, by now your gonna need a weed whacker on that thing. Cute round girl?!?! More like old school nintendo charecter (kirby) desperatly in need of human interaction.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705749973.html

    All I gota say is this ***** is straight up dellusional. "I am in search of a marriage-minded SBM. He must be caring, honest, intelligent, attractive, romantic, sincere and compassionate. He must not do any drugs of any kind" ***** good luck finding a crack head that will have the balls to go out with you in public. Only way anyone would **** this is she paid them, in rocks.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/704866113.html

    and Finnaly, this is Aquashonda's sister, Shaniqulosha, and all i gota say is
    LIRL! the word UGLY does this ***** absolutely no justice.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/703580995.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProfiteer
    I didnt really want to make fun of her, but in all honestly this ***** couldnt get laid at a Georgia Tech Party, where the only drink served is XanaX laced Everclear. God be with her, I bet she doesnt even know that girls shave thier cooters, by now your gonna need a weed whacker on that thing. Cute round girl?!?! More like old school nintendo charecter (kirby) desperatly in need of human interaction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshuaASE
    BTW are you there PIMP
    by there you mean their?
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  18. 06-05-2008, 11:24 AM #18
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    ...wow. That first one is just.... wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    by there you mean their?
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    that fat b!tch in the 3rd link knows damn well she has never been hiking... hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiRed94
    that fat b!tch in the 3rd link knows damn well she has never been hiking... hahah
    she says she went hiking. she probably made it 5 feet then was out of breath



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    How cliche' is it that the fat chick had the best grammar out of all of them?


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    Be on the look out for another edition of the Craigslist Chronicles. COMING SOON to a thread near you.
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