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  1. 06-04-2008, 05:21 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty
    Solution:

    Go buy some fishing "waiters". They are like overalls, but like rubberized.

    Cut hole out for winky woo.

    Double bag winky woo, and duct tape around "waiters" and winky woo.

    Proceed to pound it.
    That *could* work...
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  2. 06-04-2008, 06:07 AM #42
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    I just saw on the news that 20% of all American adults are infected with herpes. So according to that, 5 people who have posted on this thread....Has the Herpes.
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  3. 06-04-2008, 06:38 AM #43
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    USE protection!!!!!!
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  4. 06-04-2008, 06:44 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by nx2000det
    USE protection!!!!!!
    Still wouldn't chance it, they are not worth sh!t...
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  5. 06-04-2008, 07:11 AM #45
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    Ive got gohnaherpasyphilitis. It really isnt that bad...
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  6. 06-04-2008, 07:40 AM #46
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    ha ha ha ha...


    here you go homie, just for you!

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  7. 06-04-2008, 07:59 AM #47
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    i'm sorry dude.....that's a NO-GO...

    if i even THINK a chick had something.....NO-GO...

    IF (during those 1nite stands) a chick COUGHED funny, prior to poundage, naked or not, *POOF*


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  8. 06-04-2008, 08:51 AM #48
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    Man I CANNNN believe that this thread exists.

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  9. 06-04-2008, 11:36 AM #49
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    go for it pussie is pussie
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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  10. 06-04-2008, 01:06 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Ive got gohnaherpasyphilitis. It really isnt that bad...
    no full blown super gonohsyphiherpalaids = no care
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  11. 06-04-2008, 05:48 PM #51
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    If you think that she is going to want to ****, and you don't have the will power to resist, just tape your **** in between your ass cheeks with duct tape... That way when you get a boner, you will be in to much pain from the tape ripping the hairs out of your taint to have sex.
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  12. 06-04-2008, 07:06 PM #52
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    ^^^wow, completely grose and unnecessary, and you speak as if from experience
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  13. 06-04-2008, 07:08 PM #53
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    He should li li li li lick her like a lollipop.
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  14. 06-04-2008, 07:25 PM #54
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    Guarantee you he fuccs her anyway. Later, QD.
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  15. 06-04-2008, 07:29 PM #55
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    LMAO!!!
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  16. 06-04-2008, 07:42 PM #56
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    Go for it. I've done it (with a rubber, and no outbreak), and am clean.....













    *Disclaimer: Your results may vary. Not responsible for you getting the herp if you bang her.
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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  17. 06-04-2008, 07:51 PM #57
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    im still amazed, that in of all places atlanta with the incredible amount of females.. you have to go and try to **** the one with herpes. You should have ****ed her when she was clean...
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  18. 06-04-2008, 08:05 PM #58
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    In for pix of said girl.
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  19. 06-04-2008, 08:06 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by bastarling84
    In for pix of said girl.
    with herpes and all it really dont matter what she look like...lol
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  20. 06-04-2008, 08:07 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    im still amazed, that in of all places atlanta with the incredible amount of females.. you have to go and try to **** the one with herpes. You should have ****ed her when she was clean...



    There are to many girls around to be worried about 1 if all you want to do is **** her.
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  21. 06-04-2008, 08:09 PM #61
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    here ya go!!!

    http://www.herpesdating.com/
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  22. 06-05-2008, 01:38 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Guarantee you he fuccs her anyway. Later, QD.
    exactly!!!! lirl!!! if you've gotto ask "should i pound a diseased taint?" you're already thinking:


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  23. 06-05-2008, 03:22 AM #63
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    yeah that **** isnt worth it
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