a recap of the weekend and sad news. *56k disclaimer*

[mocha latte cupcake]

well kids lucy is down... AGAIN! heres a quick recap for those of you who were not around me for the mess of a weekend in lucy

DISCLAIMER: WORD INTENSIVE>> NO CLIFFS>> lots of pictures... all the events here forth told are told the best of my story telling abilities and the innocent were not protected however some certain people were left out for good reasons... but if i left you out and we cool just let a brotha know!

WARNING: WORD INTENSIVE!

FRIDAY:
so started friday morning drove to work with a coolant leak... no big deal fix it before i go. got to work hey JM you has almost no coolants... save me! pulled it in the bay to find not 1 not 2 BUT 3 coolant leaks of small kinds, THEN we find a awesome stellar VC leak, and the Turbo to block line is leaking... and we fixed all of these now... hooray! after an hour we finally got it all squared away and i got on the road... now while on the road she did good! PERFECT AF, AWESOME temp, didn't even get ot the middle line! w00t w00t! and then BAM! hit something like a frickin 2 liter bottle that was metal shot! now imagine that you've just fired a howitzer cannon under your car... there we go now you have the sound in your head... across the free way (over 1 lane of traffic and OVER a 60 foot grass median) into the side of a semi headed the opposite direction and put a nice hole in the side of his trailer wtf was that/!?!?!?! pull over and check the car... AF and Temp still good... look under the car... no leaks... smelling coolant (thats normal i guess ) but we're still good, check the lug nuts, tires... nothin... hmm wonder what it was? oh well here we go.... and we make it to the ATL in 1 peice AND we got decent gas mileage too YAY!

SATURDAY!
w00t w00t saturdays! so i get up early drive around for some ATL time... go to the bank, get breakfast even manage to sneak in a quick kill or 2... flirt with the hottie in the G35... oh yeah how YOU doin... flap the mirrors for her i get a quick and she's like OMG is sooo.... so.... JDM anyways, end up @ SSC (that SuperStar Customs) and pick up the CP10's awww suki suki now!

BOOM SHAKA LAKA TAKATA GREEN CP10's! :idb:

lol i know i know 1/2 the people are like DAYUM thats frickin PORN QUALITY SEX and other are like... WHY DON"T YOU HAVE ROTAS?!?!!?

anyways, so rocked the CP's and kept it real, took out my emanage, installed the rear strut bar, cleaned up the car a little over all did a little LUCY clean time... she looked sessi with the CP's on it mmmm and she even got a picture with the SSC civic o sects!


well... part of it at least...

from there i went to the car show with bucky n crew... had some fun on the highway got PLENTY of looks like dang... i wish my Lifted GMC would rock green... sigh why must i be muddy!? had a quick meet with some new people (nice spec V's and SRT's you know who you kids are! ) and rolled out to go play..

i decided i would text my loli autumn b/c i was in town and even though we didn't get to see each other i mean really, not talking is just rude so the autumn and i exchanged out awesome texts! and kept it real, also thanks AINSLEY (miss G20) for the encouragement... but yes autumn for the epic win babe!

met some peeps for food, and ended up @ the BP later... NOW that wasn't THAT bad...the CV axles had been makin some minor noise BUT on the way to BP they decided that they would have a seizure and stop working and now they scream like you flogged a wild mongoose with a shoe string!

BAM MONGOOSE IN YA SCREEN!

so i roll in and meet up with some people, get alot of positive feedback on teh wheels thanks to all who came and talked to me that i hadn't met before then! great to meet you guys, and even my homie Jermaine DC came up there to hang with me! good lookin out homie! after the party USUALLY comes the waffle house... but no... its PANCAKES BEACH! IHIZZLE!

we got the waiter with 50 pounds of cologne and B.o.... i had the pancakes...dizzle had the french toast... and well... marta mike the flatgulents (sp>) ommlette lol lol i serious couldn't breathe when he said that for like 5 minutes lol lol after the pancakes i decided i probably needed new axles the way those were sounding... sigh.. no napa, no autozone, no pep boys, no one has them,... my buddy jorgie had a set he gave me... now my "new" ones were busted as well lol doh but they were better than what i had... thanks again (scroll down you'll see why i didn't return your socket btw..)

SUNDAY:
EPIC SSC SOFAKINGFRESH CAR MEET FTW!
so i picked up my loli in the morning yay she didn't like the wheels... yet. anyways we drove there and i picked up some tools and ish so that i could do the axles... (yes i know i worked SUPER slow but seriously... there was beer, loli's, SOFAKINGFRESH cars, and well... i blame my loli... anyways took FOREVER but i got it all done and guess what... didn't fix CHIT! but i drove on'm and had a good time @ the meet...

BTW: AWESOME to meet everyone! thanks for the help and support guys! great to put a face with a name now! so the meet was a total epic success! FOOK YOUR RAIN! anyways, took the loli home cause she was crashing, got food with dizzle and the DUB04STI aka the loli prince... btw... yeah dude TOTALLY, all day and then some...


and yes when i come back down for sure LOLI HUNTERS UNITE!

anyways, so dizzle and i rolled out to meet walker! aka Boosted Dub galore aka photomasta dreds aka


took some UBER sweet AWESOME pictures (posted soon i hope) and we had a great time! thanks again walker and the Dub crew i met! the axles were going wild that night... had a great OIL and COOLANT leak on the way there AND there @ the shoot location... sigh /fail

MONDAY: i didn't wanna leave last night because i knew something like this would happen... i get up and leave around 10:30, and the car is running decent.. grinding axles.. but yeah we'll ride it out...so i get to macon... check the oil... (quart low... hmm.... add oil... i've lost some over the weekend no biggie, add coolant and well.. we're ready to go yay!) 10 miles outta macon... BAM car shuts off followed by a pop... hmmm WTF?!?!?!?!? COME ON! i just wanna go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check the battery... little loose... *fix* .... oil...check... coolant... check.... axles... no drippy drip or snap... IDK my bff jill whatever lets roll...

now i get up to about 60 and the car shakes like a polaroid picture of a salt shaker

i'm in the car thinking about a bout to have a seizure so i now am driving less than 60 mph... for the next 200 miles... FAWK! yeah it took me... 6 1/2 hours to get to Work... cause it went from 60-50-45 mph... and then IT happened... i get off work... finally just ready to get my baby home! and i try to roll off of the light... ain't happening.. alot of grinding after i get it in the gear and i basically PUSH her to the side of the road...


^greatest tow truck driver evar! no scrapin teh car... + he was like i have an indian fetish... know any curry boys... yousef i really did give him your #
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so here we go kids.. lucy is down for the count... its either the AXLES (we pray!) or the trans let go completely... (DEAR LORD I HOPE NOT) i'll find out tomorrow but that was my weekend... it truly is an adventure when you're JM...

thanks for reading!

special thanks to:
Marta mike (house n*gga who plays in the field)
Mike G35 (thanks tech support)
Colleen (yay teh goat is back)
Bucky (greatest painter evar! the wheels are amazing! you truly are the man)
Walker (mate, you're the frickin man! pictures ftw)
(all my SSC people i saw @ the meet! thanks for the help and compliments all amazing ride that showed up! greatest bunch of guys
Autumn (for being my loli when i needed her thanks for textin
DO (sessi Sol of dirtyness homie!)
Blank CD (awww yeah sorry i couldn't make it to your shoot man next time for sure)
NAIZBST (thanks man! good to meet ya, i owe you a beer lol)
Dare (C-R-X = S-E-X)
Jermaine DC (seriously cleanest front end i've ever seen its flawless!)
PurPur (enjoy teh nismo man!)
Se7en (great meetin ya man! can't wait to see whats next)
Edlee (mmm so sexy... so sol... so... boost! )
Mongolpup (i'll ban j00!)
Changaroo (chang chang make it rain over here, that lense is just WOW bro!)
Stayup (you know how we do)
i know i met more but i'm fried lol great meetin everyone though!

if i missed you i'm sorry i'm epic sad and epic busy searching for parts and recoupin from the weekend...

[Dirty Octopus™]

[Scotsman]

hope it isnt to serious bro
i shoulda gave ya a drunk call , wish i coulda been at the sofresh , but no invite

[Reaper]

Im not reading all that...cliffs or gtfo

[d_day87]

yeah i'm not readin everything either. but were you at pleasant hill saturday night?

[mocha latte cupcake]

yeah i was there... did i meet you?

[d_day87]

yeah i was there... did i meet you?

nah i didn't meet you, i didn't know you had the green wheels, i just admired from a far. they look badass tho. next time i'll introduce myself.

[Buttons]

yay i'm in there

[jew_boy]

damn man hope you get it goin soon

[mocha latte cupcake]

nah i didn't meet you, i didn't know you had the green wheels, i just admired from a far. they look badass tho. next time i'll introduce myself.

thanks man! i really appreciate it! please do, i talk to so many people on IA and have never met half of them!

autumn - duh babe

bouncy! - thanks bro, i appreciate it, it sucks so tomorrow around 10 i'll know how bad it REALLY is sigh... keep prayin man! i wanna make it to import alliance and if its teh trans... i don't think i will sigh.. but thanks bro!

[bigdare23]

BAM MONGOOSE IN YA SCREEN!


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[d_day87]

thanks man! i really appreciate it! please do, i talk to so many people on IA and have never met half of them!

will do man

[Echonova]

Im not reading all that...cliffs or gtfo

BTLFED notes:
1. JM gets car running (sort of) and drives to Atlanta with all the toxic fluids leaking, destroying the environment along the way
2. JM gets a set of ugly Hulk green wheels from Bucky that would look awesome on any car but JM's
3. JM goes to BP with loli
4. ??????
5. Car makes funny noise, JM gets parts from a friend and then steals his tools
6. Transmission blows up because JM can't replace axles and drink beer at the same time, and then drives 200 miles on shotty repair job.

[mocha latte cupcake]

i hate you so hard echo! lol you bastard! lol good cliffs though lol lol

minorly inncorrect but for the sake of laughter right now! good job!

[Echonova]

i hate you so hard echo! lol you bastard! lol good cliffs though lol lol

minorly inncorrect but for the sake of laughter right now! good job!

I only do it 'cause I lub my JDM brudda.

[mocha latte cupcake]

tr00f! i can't wait for walker to post my pikzars! then... ~new sig time~ lol lol

i actually cried a moment ago....errr.... i mean... i got some dust in my eye...

but i know why lucy broke.... i had a small amount of Chuck norris Beard fuzz in my air vent... and i think it blew out he window.. she was just no longer invincible...

[Echonova]

[Echonova]

[mocha latte cupcake]

LOL repped

[Echonova]

You should sue Nissan.

[Blitanicle99]

Where did you come from? LOL

[Crazy Asian]

NEver talking to you again..wait ~checks props lists~ yup Im never talking to you again. ~Sniff~

[The Yousef]

well kids lucy is down... AGAIN! heres a quick recap for those of you who were not around me for the mess of a weekend in lucy

DISCLAIMER: WORD INTENSIVE>> NO CLIFFS>> lots of pictures... all the events here forth told are told the best of my story telling abilities and the innocent were not protected however some certain people were left out for good reasons... but if i left you out and we cool just let a brotha know!

WARNING: WORD INTENSIVE!

FRIDAY:
so started friday morning drove to work with a coolant leak... no big deal fix it before i go. got to work hey JM you has almost no coolants... save me! pulled it in the bay to find not 1 not 2 BUT 3 coolant leaks of small kinds, THEN we find a awesome stellar VC leak, and the Turbo to block line is leaking... and we fixed all of these now... hooray! after an hour we finally got it all squared away and i got on the road... now while on the road she did good! PERFECT AF, AWESOME temp, didn't even get ot the middle line! w00t w00t! and then BAM! hit something like a frickin 2 liter bottle that was metal shot! now imagine that you've just fired a howitzer cannon under your car... there we go now you have the sound in your head... across the free way (over 1 lane of traffic and OVER a 60 foot grass median) into the side of a semi headed the opposite direction and put a nice hole in the side of his trailer wtf was that/!?!?!?! pull over and check the car... AF and Temp still good... look under the car... no leaks... smelling coolant (thats normal i guess ) but we're still good, check the lug nuts, tires... nothin... hmm wonder what it was? oh well here we go.... and we make it to the ATL in 1 peice AND we got decent gas mileage too YAY!

SATURDAY!
w00t w00t saturdays! so i get up early drive around for some ATL time... go to the bank, get breakfast even manage to sneak in a quick kill or 2... flirt with the hottie in the G35... oh yeah how YOU doin... flap the mirrors for her i get a quick and she's like OMG is sooo.... so.... JDM anyways, end up @ SSC (that SuperStar Customs) and pick up the CP10's awww suki suki now!

BOOM SHAKA LAKA TAKATA GREEN CP10's! :idb:

lol i know i know 1/2 the people are like DAYUM thats frickin PORN QUALITY SEX and other are like... WHY DON"T YOU HAVE ROTAS?!?!!?

anyways, so rocked the CP's and kept it real, took out my emanage, installed the rear strut bar, cleaned up the car a little over all did a little LUCY clean time... she looked sessi with the CP's on it mmmm and she even got a picture with the SSC civic o sects!


well... part of it at least...

from there i went to the car show with bucky n crew... had some fun on the highway got PLENTY of looks like dang... i wish my Lifted GMC would rock green... sigh why must i be muddy!? had a quick meet with some new people (nice spec V's and SRT's you know who you kids are! ) and rolled out to go play..

i decided i would text my loli autumn b/c i was in town and even though we didn't get to see each other i mean really, not talking is just rude so the autumn and i exchanged out awesome texts! and kept it real, also thanks AINSLEY (miss G20) for the encouragement... but yes autumn for the epic win babe!

met some peeps for food, and ended up @ the BP later... NOW that wasn't THAT bad...the CV axles had been makin some minor noise BUT on the way to BP they decided that they would have a seizure and stop working and now they scream like you flogged a wild mongoose with a shoe string!

BAM MONGOOSE IN YA SCREEN!

so i roll in and meet up with some people, get alot of positive feedback on teh wheels thanks to all who came and talked to me that i hadn't met before then! great to meet you guys, and even my homie Jermaine DC came up there to hang with me! good lookin out homie! after the party USUALLY comes the waffle house... but no... its PANCAKES BEACH! IHIZZLE!

we got the waiter with 50 pounds of cologne and B.o.... i had the pancakes...dizzle had the french toast... and well... marta mike the flatgulents (sp>) ommlette lol lol i serious couldn't breathe when he said that for like 5 minutes lol lol after the pancakes i decided i probably needed new axles the way those were sounding... sigh.. no napa, no autozone, no pep boys, no one has them,... my buddy jorgie had a set he gave me... now my "new" ones were busted as well lol doh but they were better than what i had... thanks again (scroll down you'll see why i didn't return your socket btw..)

SUNDAY:
EPIC SSC SOFAKINGFRESH CAR MEET FTW!
so i picked up my loli in the morning yay she didn't like the wheels... yet. anyways we drove there and i picked up some tools and ish so that i could do the axles... (yes i know i worked SUPER slow but seriously... there was beer, loli's, SOFAKINGFRESH cars, and well... i blame my loli... anyways took FOREVER but i got it all done and guess what... didn't fix CHIT! but i drove on'm and had a good time @ the meet...

BTW: AWESOME to meet everyone! thanks for the help and support guys! great to put a face with a name now! so the meet was a total epic success! FOOK YOUR RAIN! anyways, took the loli home cause she was crashing, got food with dizzle and the DUB04STI aka the loli prince... btw... yeah dude TOTALLY, all day and then some...


and yes when i come back down for sure LOLI HUNTERS UNITE!

anyways, so dizzle and i rolled out to meet walker! aka Boosted Dub galore aka photomasta dreds aka


took some UBER sweet AWESOME pictures (posted soon i hope) and we had a great time! thanks again walker and the Dub crew i met! the axles were going wild that night... had a great OIL and COOLANT leak on the way there AND there @ the shoot location... sigh /fail

MONDAY: i didn't wanna leave last night because i knew something like this would happen... i get up and leave around 10:30, and the car is running decent.. grinding axles.. but yeah we'll ride it out...so i get to macon... check the oil... (quart low... hmm.... add oil... i've lost some over the weekend no biggie, add coolant and well.. we're ready to go yay!) 10 miles outta macon... BAM car shuts off followed by a pop... hmmm WTF?!?!?!?!? COME ON! i just wanna go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check the battery... little loose... *fix* .... oil...check... coolant... check.... axles... no drippy drip or snap... IDK my bff jill whatever lets roll...

now i get up to about 60 and the car shakes like a polaroid picture of a salt shaker

i'm in the car thinking about a bout to have a seizure so i now am driving less than 60 mph... for the next 200 miles... FAWK! yeah it took me... 6 1/2 hours to get to Work... cause it went from 60-50-45 mph... and then IT happened... i get off work... finally just ready to get my baby home! and i try to roll off of the light... ain't happening.. alot of grinding after i get it in the gear and i basically PUSH her to the side of the road...


^greatest tow truck driver evar! no scrapin teh car... + he was like i have an indian fetish... know any curry boys... yousef i really did give him your #
View My Video

so here we go kids.. lucy is down for the count... its either the AXLES (we pray!) or the trans let go completely... (DEAR LORD I HOPE NOT) i'll find out tomorrow but that was my weekend... it truly is an adventure when you're JM...

thanks for reading!

special thanks to:
Marta mike (house n*gga who plays in the field)
Mike G35 (thanks tech support)
Colleen (yay teh goat is back)
Bucky (greatest painter evar! the wheels are amazing! you truly are the man)
Walker (mate, you're the frickin man! pictures ftw)
(all my SSC people i saw @ the meet! thanks for the help and compliments all amazing ride that showed up! greatest bunch of guys
Autumn (for being my loli when i needed her thanks for textin
DO (sessi Sol of dirtyness homie!)
Blank CD (awww yeah sorry i couldn't make it to your shoot man next time for sure)
NAIZBST (thanks man! good to meet ya, i owe you a beer lol)
Dare (C-R-X = S-E-X)
Jermaine DC (seriously cleanest front end i've ever seen its flawless!)
PurPur (enjoy teh nismo man!)
Se7en (great meetin ya man! can't wait to see whats next)
Edlee (mmm so sexy... so sol... so... boost! )
Mongolpup (i'll ban j00!)
Changaroo (chang chang make it rain over here, that lense is just WOW bro!)
Stayup (you know how we do)
i know i met more but i'm fried lol great meetin everyone though!

if i missed you i'm sorry i'm epic sad and epic busy searching for parts and recoupin from the weekend...

LOL @ your pain and suffering.

[GirlieZ]

lol @ the house n!gga, but i thought we decided he was more like the bedroom n!gger bc he wears pinks polos and plaid kahkis and such

[DirtyMechanic]

omg what have i missed. just got home... must read.... no tomorrow fo sho.... ugh.. ok.... im out... JM=lolli hunter.

[AnthonyF]

Jeeze homey. I didnt think anyone had it worse than me. Too bad you dont stay in the A. I could help put in some wrench time for ya. Hope everything works out.

~prayin it's just your axle~

-Ant.

[Sammich]

i hate to hear lucy is down i was so down for the buttsecks with her

[Ran]

You know what that is? It's karma for not hitting me up when you came down.

[ShooterMcGavin]

You know what that is? It's karma for not hitting me up when you came UP.

w/correction

[Sammich]

he came from south carolina....

[ShooterMcGavin]

he came from south carolina....

hilton head is south of atl geographically you moron

[Sammich]

post up another map alterofaygo

[ShooterMcGavin]

post up another map alterofaygo

google that sh1t yourself you impotent wench.

[Sammich]

NO U INCOMPETENT LEECH

[BKgen®]

most epicest thread evar lulz.

[Ran]

w/correction

I always forget that.

[mocha latte cupcake]

UPDATE:

ok well... here we go..

Lucy does NOT need a trans

the axles seems to have moved itself out of the trans go figure! AND the bracket bolts had killed themselves and so the bracket was slaping the block (no hole in it thank god!) we have to check the splines on the transmission side to make sure it all worked out right! but for right now!!!




now time to fix the radiator, oil leak on the turbo, oil pan gasket, new crank pulleys and water pump pulley, new front crank seal, trans seals, turbo studs, and bolts! Import Alliance here we come!

[IndianStig]

wtf? sparknotes FTW asap.

[mocha latte cupcake]

no read its good for you! lol

basically lucy came to play, lucy got TAKATA'd, lucy almost made it home... lucy got hurt..

[IndianStig]

no read its good for you! lol

basically lucy came to play, lucy got TAKATA'd, lucy almost made it home... lucy got hurt..

lucy needs a vacation.