I tell joke.

[Blitanicle99]

JOKE:::::

It aint racist, just plain funny.

So, theres a guy that HATES mexicans. Just hates them. And everytime he is driving he attempts to run them over.

Well.... The man is a christain man and goes to church regullary. He gets a call from his pastor asking for a ride to church because his car is in the shop for the weekend.

So the man goes and picks up the priest and is having a terrible day and just really really wants to do his usual of running over his favorite mexicans.

And hes driving along and sees a mexican walking down the road. Suddenly the man swerves violenty toward the mexican at a very high rate of speed. At the last second he goes back to reality and realizes his priest is in the car and swerves back straight onto the road.

The man is breathing heavy, he catches his breath and says "I am soo sorry sir, I have no idea what just came over me, that will never happen again" he claims.

The priest replies, "Its alright my good son, I got him with the door".

[Frög]

HAHA yeah, know one of the many different variation of this same joke.. lol reps

[One_Bad_SHO]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

[90_ACCORD]

first one was funnier

[One_Bad_SHO]

first one was funnier

You should post pictures of your car in this thread. You'll have the funniest joke fa sho!

[Blitanicle99]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

HAHHAHHAHAHA. AWESOME!

[90_ACCORD]

You should post pictures of your car in this thread. You'll have the funniest joke fa sho!

you never seen my car so good come back

[One_Bad_SHO]

you never seen my car so good come back

I'm sorry. 18 year old Honda Accords are awesome. I'm sure yours is oh so cool. I'm sorry man. Really. That'll teach me to assume or use common sense. Once again, I apologize. For reals man.

[90_ACCORD]

I'm sorry. 18 year old Honda Accords are awesome. I'm sure yours is oh so cool. I'm sorry man. Really. That'll teach me to assume or use common sense. Once again, I apologize. For reals man.

yeah and a 92 taurus is awesome...i think ill take my chances with a honda

[Blitanicle99]

Ill take an SHO over an accord any day of the week.

[Blitanicle99]

yeah and a 92 taurus is awesome...i think ill take my chances with a honda

Uh huh 24 valve Yamaha 220 hp motor. Turbo or supercharged they run with LS1 Vettes.

Talk all the smack you want.

[90_ACCORD]

Uh huh 24 valve Yamaha 220 hp motor. Turbo or supercharged they run with LS1 Vettes.

Talk all the smack you want.

ok ok im sorry

[Blitanicle99]

Yep. Thats what I thought.

[90_ACCORD]

Yep. Thats what I thought.

yeah well you drive what you want and ill drive what i want
sound good

[Blitanicle99]

In your case you probably drive what you can afford.

In his case he chooses to drive a 400 hp sleeper.

[90_ACCORD]

In your case you probably drive what you can afford.

In his case he chooses to drive a 400 hp sleeper.

ok big deal

y you standing up for him so much anyway?
i didnt say one thing about you

[v-empire]

ok

[BKgen®]

farmers don't drive BMWs.

[man]

Blitanicle99, is sho boy really givin it to you that good? You're like the angry mexican girlfriend.

[HalfBaked]

Uh huh 24 valve Yamaha 220 hp motor. Turbo or supercharged they run with LS1 Vettes.

Talk all the smack you want.

So he has to turbo or supercharge his car to make it worth a damn.

Awesome.

[Blitanicle99]

Nope just a fan of supercharged SHOs. I used to own a one and everyone talks smack about them. I guess you could say everyone gave me hell before for driving a Taurus and I think its funny.

Oh well.

[Lucky DAWG]

JOKE:::::

It aint racist, just plain funny.

So, theres a guy that HATES mexicans. Just hates them. And everytime he is driving he attempts to run them over.

Well.... The man is a christain man and goes to church regullary. He gets a call from his pastor asking for a ride to church because his car is in the shop for the weekend.

So the man goes and picks up the priest and is having a terrible day and just really really wants to do his usual of running over his favorite mexicans.

And hes driving along and sees a mexican walking down the road. Suddenly the man swerves violenty toward the mexican at a very high rate of speed. At the last second he goes back to reality and realizes his priest is in the car and swerves back straight onto the road.

The man is breathing heavy, he catches his breath and says "I am soo sorry sir, I have no idea what just came over me, that will never happen again" he claims.

The priest replies, "Its alright my good son, I got him with the door".

reps given

[One_Bad_SHO]

Ok ok... you gotta have an open mind for this one.

Ready?

Ok, here goes:

"What are the 2 sexiest animals on a farm?"












GIVE UP??











Answer:
"BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!!!"

HAHAHAHAHALOLOLHAHHAAHA

Sound it out... like you would the porn thing BOW CHICKA WOW WOW





Alllllright, well I laughed.

[Leadfoot_mf]

Uh huh 24 valve Yamaha 220 hp motor. Turbo or supercharged they run with LS1 Vettes.

Talk all the smack you want.

lol

[One_Bad_SHO]

lol

He speaks the truth, my furry little friend.

[Blitanicle99]

lol

Do some research before you laugh.

[One_Bad_SHO]

Do some research before you laugh.

tis alright brudda... you've owned a SHO before... should be used to the non-believers by now

I wont say much on this site. Soon enough ppl will hear about a stock looking ford taurus having some fun on the streets. I'm still gettin moved in to my place.

[csmiths]

im not gonna lie, i dont think that SHO look good at all, but those things are beasts. i never knew they were even fast, until i got pooped on by one, went straight home to find out what the hell was under the hood. surprised to see a yamaha motor, but whatever they are quick as hell, isnt it a boat motor??

[Leadfoot_mf]

Do some research before you laugh.

if only the rest on the car was as good as the motor. lol lol

i am sure 400hp fwd cars are a blast to drive as well.

[Blitanicle99]

if only the rest on the car was as good as the motor. lol lol

i am sure 400hp fwd cars are a blast to drive as well.

Id rather drive that than a 400 hp honda. Atleast its comfy lol

[Sammich]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

[Leadfoot_mf]

Id rather drive that than a 400 hp honda. Atleast its comfy lol

vettes are comfy also. what the hell are vette servos?

[AnthonyF]

on bad sho- idont make a joke AFTER some1 else's joke....make another thread for it. The people wont compare the 2.

-Ant.

[T.S.]

if only the rest on the car was as good as the motor. lol lol

i am sure 400hp fwd cars are a blast to drive as well.

my audi is a FWD and its got that much power. And its a blast to drive.

[One_Bad_SHO]

on bad sho- idont make a joke AFTER some1 else's joke....make another thread for it. The people wont compare the 2.

-Ant.

Why? I figured we could just have ONE joke thread... you know.. where other ppl could post their jokes as well.