Me: ay shawdy u got some inscence?
them: yea, why?
Me: man, i gotta shit
them: hell naw not in my house, you known for fuckin up toilets
Me: yea, and your's next....

Plop, plop, plop
toilet flushes, hands get washed, insence get lit...door closes.

Me: Damn...i feel 10 lbs lighter...