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  1. 05-29-2008, 01:53 AM #1
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    Default A marine was deployed in afghanistan..........

    A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

    So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."
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    Coming from an army guy... this is great success. +2 for you


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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostRL
    Coming from an army guy... this is great success. +2 for you


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    damnit reps to you though. My grandfather was a commander at dobbins. He is gunna love this when I tell him
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    hahahah....have not heard that one before

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    my coworker has a lot of close friends over there and they told him that
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    Quote Originally Posted by dubs04sti
    A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

    So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."
    What I wanna know is did she sleep with both guys at the same time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    What I wanna know is did she sleep with both guys at the same time
    I knew someone would ask that
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    Meh....that's why you lose all baggage on deployments...too much stress as is, and a female is the last thing you want your buddy to be worrying about who could be watching your left or right....plus, I couldn't have asked any of my past gf's to wait around....it's alot for both parties to take on emotionally...
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dubs04sti again.

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dubs04sti again.
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    lol. repped

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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dubs04sti again.

    I CAN HAS REP!
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    repped everyone back.. even that collins guy
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    funny... sounds like something I would do...

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    old as balls "story", not to mention yours didn't even have a picture of the college of pictures he supposedly sent.
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    That is so fabulous!!!!
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    That is great! +1 for you! I would die laughing if one of my Joes did that. You can only take girlfriends so serious when you are deployed a long time.
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    lmfao good stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickleteg
    That is great! +1 for you! I would die laughing if one of my Joes did that. You can only take girlfriends so serious when you are deployed a long time.
    True. I have some friends over there who have been back for the baby's birth and stuff. And no bad stories like this.. but its def going to be at the top of my list of things to tell them
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    haha damn thats smart right there
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    I would have taken her nude photos, make copies... and mail them to her parents and relatives.
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    LULZ.

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