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    Default Ummmm.......

    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
    house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
    grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking
    for trouble.

    'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago,
    realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
    church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
    strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

    'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come
    along.'


    Later, QD.
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    hell nah

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    heard this one before. still funny though.
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    hahaha
    weak civic

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    lol

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    booooooooo.
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    good one...LOL


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    first time hearing this one lol reps

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