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  1. 05-23-2008, 04:10 PM #1
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    Default WHY WOMEN SUCK

    Q - What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
    A - Pregnant
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  2. 05-23-2008, 04:11 PM #2
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    niiiiiice


    What color is a woman's watch?

    She doesnt wear one, theres a clock on the stove...
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  3. 05-23-2008, 05:25 PM #3
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    what do you call an upside blonde?


    A brunette with bad breath
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    niiiiiice


    What color is a woman's watch?

    She doesnt wear one, theres a clock on the stove...
    I lol'd
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  5. 05-23-2008, 05:48 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by redpanda
    what do you call an upside blonde?


    A brunette with bad breath
    LOL reps.
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  6. 05-23-2008, 05:51 PM #6
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    Oh screw you guys!

    What's the difference between a penis and a prick?

    A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.
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  7. 05-23-2008, 06:16 PM #7
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    what do you call that useless peice of skin surrounding a vagina?







    a woman.
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  8. 05-23-2008, 06:19 PM #8
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    Holy ****. ^+1

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  9. 05-23-2008, 07:17 PM #9
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    why doesnt a woman need a drivers license?




    There isnt a road between the kitchen and bed room
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  10. 05-23-2008, 08:18 PM #10
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    What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
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    You hit her.

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  11. 05-23-2008, 08:23 PM #11
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    What's the difference between a hoe and a b*tch?

    A hoe phucs everybody, a b*tch phucs everybody but you.
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  12. 05-23-2008, 08:23 PM #12
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    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??


    Nothing. You told the b*tch twice already.
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    Why do women have such small feet??




    So they can stand closer to the stove.
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  14. 05-23-2008, 08:26 PM #14
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    Why does a woman wear white on her wedding day???





    To match the appliances
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  15. 05-23-2008, 08:33 PM #15
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    what does a room full of women with black eyes have in common?




    none of them know when to shut the hell up
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    How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?




    give her a shovel
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    my favorite...

    Whats the first thing a woman does when she comes home from a battered wives shelter?






    The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
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    Holy **** keep them coming

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    do you know why cavemen drug their women by the hair?








    because if they drug them by the feet their pussies would fill up with dirt.
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    Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door... which do you let in first?

    A - The dog... at least he'll shut up once he's inside.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  21. 05-23-2008, 10:08 PM #21
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    there is some funny **** in here
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  22. 05-23-2008, 11:54 PM #22
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    amazing.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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  23. 05-24-2008, 12:12 AM #23
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    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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