Quote Originally Posted by justinxecushyn
I got to work today at 7:45. My day doesn't start until 8:30. I only live 15 mintues away from my job...why am I hear early? Someone decided it would be funny to set all my clocks..house, watch, cell phone, car, car radio a hour fast. Fuckin GF...payback's a bitch on her period, and someones about to catch it.
saran wrap the toilet make it real tight (on the porcelain) trim it and leave the seat down. that way when the next time she goes to take a whiz...ownage. then run outta tha house!!