Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
And wait, how do you plop your ass on the can, while pissing? That has got to make an AWFUL mess, seriously.

I guess you could step your left leg over the piss stream, while tucking your **** backwards at the same time, turning your body around, and slowly sit down, all while angling your piss stream. Doesn't sound too easy.
im sorry, i didnt make myself clear enough. on the initial stream of piss, if i feel some dueceage comin on, i will pinch it off and go a head and sit down to procede in taking a piss without charding myself.