A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with
> an old rancher.
>
> He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for your water
> allocation.'
>
> The old rancher said, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
>
> The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
> Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am
> allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions
> asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
>
> The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
>
> Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running
> for the fence..... and close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull
> was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly
> terrified....... so the old rancher immediately threw down his
> tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
>
>
> 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'