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  1. 05-13-2008, 11:46 AM #1
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    Default *Some People Just Do Not Listen*

    A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with
    > an old rancher.
    >
    > He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for your water
    > allocation.'
    >
    > The old rancher said, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
    >
    > The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
    > Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am
    > allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions
    > asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
    >
    > The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
    >
    > Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running
    > for the fence..... and close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull
    > was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly
    > terrified....... so the old rancher immediately threw down his
    > tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
    >
    >
    > 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'
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  2. 05-13-2008, 11:53 AM #2
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    Error: Funny Not Found
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  3. 05-13-2008, 12:53 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Error: FAG Found.......it's me!!!

    Fixed
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  4. 05-13-2008, 12:59 PM #4
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    hahahaha.. thats funny
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    haha I thought it was funny. It's pretty believeable actually
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    LOL, good stuff
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    I l'ed ol reps for you Nitro
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    /FAIL U AIDS SELLER



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  9. 05-13-2008, 04:09 PM #9
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    Hah. That's a good one that's SFW.

    Bureaucrats FTL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    Fixed
    When's the last time I told you how much you make me smile?
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  11. 05-13-2008, 04:59 PM #11
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    LOL.
    You niggas know my pyroclastic flow, its R A W!




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    el oh el
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    LOL
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  14. 05-13-2008, 07:36 PM #14
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    Of course a lot of people don't listen America was told about a certain bush. Did anyone listen?


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    That was pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Motion
    Of course a lot of people don't listen America was told about a certain bush. Did anyone listen?
    +1 for joo. So true...


    But reps to the OP. I giggled.. i could see it happening
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    Quote Originally Posted by x Resilience


    LOL.



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  18. 05-14-2008, 08:57 AM #18
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    i love that tiger pic. It's sooo cute. Not as cute as my new puppy.

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    ^^gayest comment on ia ever...gtfo



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  20. 05-14-2008, 09:04 AM #20
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    Not as gaye as yourr sig OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    ~runs~

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    thats it...time to bring muhammed ali up in dis bish...rocky



    um duh gray tis



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Im in movies so I win.
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    i have my own movies too puto



    how bout those meatballs?

    PS cute dog...u gona cut him up and serve him in lasagna?

    jk what kinda dog is it? blue nose pit?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  24. 05-14-2008, 09:33 AM #24
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    No way josč. She is my baby. Blue Pitbull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    Fixed
    whore...black whore.....LOLOL
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  26. 05-15-2008, 12:13 AM #26
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    ok, this one's better than the OP, but same idea:
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails -2735-jpg  
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    LMFAO ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by markopolo311
    ok, this one's better than the OP, but same idea:
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by markopolo311
    ok, this one's better than the OP, but same idea:


    repped good s hit!!!
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    I laughed at both

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    oh that was beautiful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    oh that was beautiful!
    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    lol @ lighthouse..speakin of lights...wheres my hids



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    lol @ lighthouse..speakin of lights...wheres my hids

    in yur culo....puto
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    lawl



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    lol very funny

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