WTF.. seriously, can we please have something on this earth that won't kill us? You try to do the right thing by buying a reusable water bottle.. Idea being you drink more water, you get healthier, yadda yadda....

... and they give you cancer anyway.

So you think "fine... I'll just stick to drinking regular bottled water"

Oh look... that gives you cancer too.

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE? ALL I WANT IS A DAMN DRINK OF WATER. >_<