Quote Originally Posted by redpanda
happened to me a lot of times. I heard a story of a friend who when he was younger, had the same incident at school. He carefully checked the other stalls to see if there was any tissue left, but there weren't. So finally, after sitting in the bathroom for 40 mins missing class, he used the toilet paper roll(the cardboard thing), folded it, and put it in between his ass for the rest of the day. No joke. and he had teh diarrs too
o my grose

is that also the story of how he turned gay?