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    Default NASA pays you $17k to stay in bed...


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    wow, Brett would be good at that..

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    Stay in bed for 90 days straight? Your body would be f*cked up afterwards. Not worth it IMO. I'll just blow my load into a plastic cup a couple times. Fun and profitable. lol

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    you'll get bed sores from doing that...screw that...I'll make my money the old fashioned way....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper
    you'll get bed sores from doing that...screw that...I'll make my money the old fashioned way....
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    There is one prob about this I couldnt deal with,
    deciding between a bed pan or NASA's butt vacuum.
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    90 days? thats my whole summer, thats losing all my friends, losing my gf, losing my car, losing my freedom.

    **** THE 17k more like 170k if u ask me.

    I dont think that even people in prison would be up for this.

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    um... i'd do it if i could do something to keep my brain active...

    and if i was promised to able to do enough to keep myself semi healthy... like no bed sores... kept clean... things like that...

    hell i sit at a desk all day... not much difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiredScience
    astronauts who've spent lengthy stays in space have suffered serious repercussions.Our bodies have evolved mechanisms to deal with a certain amount of gravitational force--namely, the amount present on Earth; reduce g and blood pools in the feet, muscles atrophy and bones lose their density. It can take astronauts (or cosmonauts) months to readjust to the Earth's gravitational force.
    The fuk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    um... i'd do it if i could do something to keep my brain active...

    and if i was promised to able to do enough to keep myself semi healthy... like no bed sores... kept clean... things like that...

    hell i sit at a desk all day... not much difference.
    you sir are retarded


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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    you sir are retarded


    dude.. all i'm saying is.. if i could do in the bed.. what i do all day long at work.. i'd be all about it.. as long as i don't get bed sores... and what not...

    i'd actually like to see what the human body does to itself after that long....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    dude.. all i'm saying is.. if i could do in the bed.. what i do all day long at work.. i'd be all about it.. as long as i don't get bed sores... and what not...

    i'd actually like to see what the human body does to itself after that long....
    well ya probably can't, i mean it's not like they're paying you to see if you carry on a normal life, just confined to a bed. they're there to see how fvcked up your body gets, how much muscle atrophy and other sh1tty things you go through and just what you'll come out like after 3 months. you might as well be tortured.

    but you're right, i would like to see what exactly happens, so go ahead and sign up for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    well ya probably can't, i mean it's not like they're paying you to see if you carry on a normal life, just confined to a bed. they're there to see how fvcked up your body gets, how much muscle atrophy and other sh1tty things you go through and just what you'll come out like after 3 months. you might as well be tortured.

    but you're right, i would like to see what exactly happens, so go ahead and sign up for it

    lol... i hate you.

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    Signed up, lol.
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    hmmmmmm sounds promising but damn i couldnt stand staying in bed for more than 2 days when i was sick and quarantined

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    Signed up, lol.
    me too... yall trippin! lol

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    Where do i sign up?

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    i'd be afraid that my muscles would deteriorate too much

    other than that, i'm down!

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    i did it for 2 weeks......for 20 hours a day,without reading or computer...just tv

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    *nerd alert* I'm not even gonna lie... give me a laptop and my World of Warcraft and I'm good lol. Takes me 5 and a half played days to hit 70 if I'm being efficient... But I choose freedom lol.

    I'm gonna laugh when you guys who sign up as a joke get a call in a few months and are like "oh chit!"

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    i would do it if they gave me some weights so i can lift while im laying there. My 360 with my COD4+GTA IV and one huge t.v.

    IF not that, than HELL TO THE ****ING NO!

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