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  1. 05-09-2008, 07:48 AM #1
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    Guts vs. Balls

    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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    epic repost.

    edit: omg 6,666 posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    epic repost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Guts vs. Balls

    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

    hahaha.. thats awesome!
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    older than brett
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    epic repost.

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    AGREED...EVEN BRETT WOULDNT REPOST THIS



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    ^^^and that speaks volumes
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    AGREED...EVEN BRETT WOULDNT REPOST THIS
    Where do you think I got it from! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Where do you think I got it from! LOL
    stealing lame jokes from old man time, that's a new low, even for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    stealing lame jokes from old man time, that's a new low, even for you
    Brett is too old to use them, so.........
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    i guess somebody has got to carry on his legacy lolol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Brett is too old to use them, so.........
    he's on his way out isn't he?





























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    HAHAHAHA I love the last line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    AGREED...EVEN BRETT WOULDNT REPOST THIS
    troof...no excuses.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    Repost.
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    ^^^repost
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Guts vs. Balls

    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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    LOL... they both result in death!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat View Post
    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.
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