You people are fuking morons. Notice that I'm wearing my work clothes? That's because it was Friday night. Which means I had been up since 5:30am. Also, since Mike lives near my work but wasn't going to be home until 6:45-7:00PM (I get off work at 5) I killed time by staying at work and hanging out and drinking beer. I did have six beers....BEFORE I EVEN LEFT WORK. Then got to Mikes, had a couple more, then we all went out to dinner where we had 2 pitchers of beer and a shot of Jager, and when we got back to Mikes (After 11pm) I had a couple more before I fell asleep on the couch, which was after midnight. So before ANY of you b!tches even THINK of calling me a lightweight, know the WHOLE story. I have yet to find anyone that can drink me under the table when it comes to beer and Jager.

Sidenote: While I was outside making a phone call I watched a Blue Ford Ranger hit someone, and I mean a person, not a car. Crazy.