Happy B-day to me!

[lespaulman16]

Kinda like yours f@ggot?

hey since when have you been digging around in my nutzz whoreface?

[81911SC]

hey since when have you been digging around in my nutzz whoreface?

I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ****ing show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so ****ing high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ****ing heart attack.

[FasTech]

I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ****ing show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so ****ing high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ****ing heart attack.

THAT WOULD SUCK MAJOR BALLS, once again sorry for being mean

[lespaulman16]

I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ****ing show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so ****ing high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ****ing heart attack.

yeah sure you will. i'll pop a cap in your n igga ass so quick you won't know what hit you... then i'll come cruise your hood and knock up ya biches... :idb: :idb:

but please don't overflow my sink... fru fru doesn't like water

[81911SC]

yeah sure you will. i'll pop a cap in your n igga ass so quick you won't know what hit you... then i'll come cruise your hood and knock up ya biches... :idb: :idb:

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant ****** mouthing off at me with something he sure as **** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons ****ing spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons ****ing ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brain****ing that dead ****** through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be ****ing dumb enough to talk to me like that on here

[lespaulman16]

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant ****** mouthing off at me with something he sure as **** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons ****ing spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons ****ing ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brain****ing that dead ****** through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be ****ing dumb enough to talk to me like that on here

yeah you wanna bet? i'll show you. get your ass up here NOW and let's go... i'll fuking beat your mother****ing ass up one side and down the goddamn other... and about that ripping me apart? you can't be ****ing serious? i'm a black belt in 2 different disciplines, i've cage fought for the past 74 years straight, and i eat nails for the hell of it... i'm tougher then your piss faced pretty boy ass ever thought of being

[81911SC]

yeah you wanna bet? i'll show you. get your ass up here NOW and let's go... i'll fuking beat your mother****ing ass up one side and down the goddamn other... and about that ripping me apart? you can't be ****ing serious? i'm a black belt in 2 different disciplines, i've cage fought for the past 74 years straight, and i eat nails for the hell of it... i'm tougher then your piss faced pretty boy ass ever thought of being

you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you ******. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something ****ing tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't ****ing put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too ****ing late to back down at that point. You might decide "well ****, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a ****ing punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two ****ing hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire ****ing forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, mother****er, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

[lespaulman16]

you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you ******. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something ****ing tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't ****ing put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too ****ing late to back down at that point. You might decide "well ****, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a ****ing punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two ****ing hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire ****ing forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, mother****er, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

yeah see your flaw up there ^? you admit to carrying a ****ing preppy "benchmade" piece of ****. i'll stick to my machete any day. while you are busy trying to figure out why your goddamned show knife won't come out of it's ****ing self, i'll make quick work of your mother****ing throat rambo style. just one ****ing swipe and you'll be explaining this one to satan...